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Funny movie quotes from Top Hat

Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, a very funny romantic comedy - starring Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers. She falls in love with him, despite (wrongly) thinking he's her best friend's husband. Which leads to a lot of conflict ... and humor! Enjoy!
Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers Funny movie quotes from Top Hat, a very funny romantic comedy – starring Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers. She falls in love with him, despite (wrongly) thinking he’s her best friend’s husband. Which leads to a lot...
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the drunken man at the Automat

In Las Vegas, a drunken man stumbled into an Automat.  He reached into his pocket, pulled out some coins, and put them into one of the machines.  He received a ham sandwich.  He put more coins in, and got another sandwich.  He kept doing this until he had...
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the taxi in Chicago

The taxi in Chicago - What do you do when you hail a cab, and a pushy person jumps in before you? This is a wonderful solution.
A man in Chicago, who had been trying to hail a cab for 15 minutes, finally succeeded.  The cab came to a stop, but before he could enter an older woman wearing jewels and furs jumped in.  Disturbed, the man walked to the cabbie before he pulled away.
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Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa

lion hunting in Africa
From the old Abbott and Costello radio show: Bud Abbott: Costello, do you know anything about lions? Lou Costello: Do I know anything about lions?  ‘Course I know lots of things about lions!  One time I went lion hunting in Africa with my brother, and brought back a stuffed lion....
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Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Bungee Jumping in Mexico – Why it’s a bad idea to start a bungee-jumping business in Mexico Two men are bungee-jumping one day. The first one says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”
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