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Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem

Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem, starring Abbott and Costello, Marilyn Maxwell
Funny movie quotes from Lost in a Harem, starring Abbott and Costello, Marilyn Maxwell The Derelict: Pokomoko! Slowly I turn, step by step … Harvey Garvey (Lou Costello): Have you a reservation here? Jailer and clerk: No. Harvey Garvey (Lou Costello): Then I have to take my business...
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Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
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Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman

Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman
Funny movie quotes from A Pain in the Pullman starring the Three Stooges Sign: Mrs. Hammond Eggerley’s Theatrical Apt’s – 26 rooms – 2 bath tubs =Rates= $4 per week up Mostly Up Curly (Curly Howard): [looking in a cookbook with their monkey Joe on his shoulder] There’s someplace...
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Ted Nugent’s 9 Reasons Why We Should Thank Barack Obama

Why beer is better than President Obama - the list goes on, and on ... and on ...
 Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary’s presidential aspirations – something no Republican was ever able to do. Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty – no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. Obama is destroying...
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Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) – the Stooges are in the Old West, trying to get money to help their girlfriends who are forced to...
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Talking to the homeless man

The hobos and the nun with a broken leg
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were  washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I...
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Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat

Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton's defeat - a post-election song list
Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat – a post-election song list Who’s Sorry Now? I Wanna Be Loved by You After the Ball is Over I’ll Be Hard to Handle You’re Devastating If I Only Had a Heart That’s What You Jolly Well Get We’re Staying Home...
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Top 10 movie titles that describe the election

Funny movie quotes from Violent is the Word for Curly
Top 10 movie titles that describe the election – 2016 edition Since this election season has been more raucous than most, here’s a list of the top 10 movie titles to describe this election season: Dementia 13 Apocalypse Now Catch Me If You Can Despicable Me Doom Dumb...
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