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Clues that you may be a redneck …

Clues that you may be a redneck … with appropriate apologies to Jeff Foxworthy …

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Where are my socks? - A true story, where my son Jack was unintentionally hilarious!

Where are my socks?

Where are my socks? – A true story, where my son Jack was unintentionally hilarious!

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Eating fish makes you smarter – You’ve heard that eating fish makes you smarter? Well, here’s the proof!

Give a man a fish

Give a man a fish – and the joke about the difference between a Democrat and a Republican

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lion hunting in Africa

Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa

From the old Abbott and Costello radio show: Bud Abbott: Costello, do you know anything about lions? Lou Costello: Do I know anything about lions?  ‘Course I know lots of things about lions!  One time I went lion hunting in Africa with my brother, and brought back a stuffed lion. Bud Abbott: What was the lion stuffed […]

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Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Bungee Jumping in Mexico – Why it’s a bad idea to start a bungee-jumping business in Mexico Two men are bungee-jumping one day. The first one says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”

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Do you believe in life after death?

Do you believe in life after death?

Do you believe in life after death?  the boss asks his employee – with good reason!

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Funny movie quotes from‚ Me and the Colonel‚ starring Danny Kaye

Funny movie quotes from Me and the Colonel

Funny movie quotes from‚ Me and the Colonel‚ starring Danny Kaye S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): I packed my belongings in two trunks and moved to Prague, but the German army seemed to take absolute delight in following me. S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): My mother, wise woman that she was, used to say no matter what […]

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Goodbye, Mother

Goodbye, Mother!

Goodbye, Mother!  The bond between a mother and son … or, between a mother and a total stranger …

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Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West

Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West

Funny movie quotes from My Friend Irma Goes West My Friend Irma Goes West is Martin & Lewis’ second film, with the cast from the then-popular “My Friend Irma” radio show

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Red Skelton's eye exam - From Red's opening monologue on "The Red Skelton Show" (January 25, 1971) - Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.

Red Skelton’s eye exam

Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The eye’s making me dizzy.” He said, “Well, […]

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