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Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa

lion hunting in Africa
From the old Abbott and Costello radio show: Bud Abbott: Costello, do you know anything about lions? Lou Costello: Do I know anything about lions?  ‘Course I know lots of things about lions!  One time I went lion hunting in Africa with my brother, and brought back a stuffed lion....
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Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Bungee Jumping in Mexico – Why it’s a bad idea to start a bungee-jumping business in Mexico Two men are bungee-jumping one day. The first one says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”
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Funny movie quotes from Me and the Colonel

Funny movie quotes from‚ Me and the Colonel‚ starring Danny Kaye
Funny movie quotes from‚ Me and the Colonel‚ starring Danny Kaye S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): I packed my belongings in two trunks and moved to Prague, but the German army seemed to take absolute delight in following me. S. L. Jacobowsky (Danny Kaye): My mother, wise woman that she...
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Red Skelton’s eye exam

Red Skelton's eye exam - From Red's opening monologue on "The Red Skelton Show" (January 25, 1971) - Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor.
Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The...
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