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Stock Market Report

Today's stock market report
In today’s stock market report: Helium is up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline....
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Lou Costello goes lion hunting in Africa

lion hunting in Africa
From the old Abbott and Costello radio show: Bud Abbott: Costello, do you know anything about lions? Lou Costello: Do I know anything about lions?  ‘Course I know lots of things about lions!  One time I went lion hunting in Africa with my brother, and brought back a stuffed lion....
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Bungee Jumping in Mexico

Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Bungee Jumping in Mexico – Why it’s a bad idea to start a bungee-jumping business in Mexico Two men are bungee-jumping one day. The first one says to the second. “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.”
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