Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
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Funny movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court Dr. Craven (Vincent Price): Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, / Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. / While I nodded,...
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Monster mash lyrics – by Bob “Boris” Pickett I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sightFor my monster from his slab began to riseAnd suddenly to my surprise He did the mashHe did the monster mashThe monster mashIt was a graveyard...
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Medical residents at the costume party – An atrocious pun about the medical students’ Halloween costume! Enjoy!
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Vacationing in Transylvania – If you think that vacationing in Transylvania is a bad idea … wait until you get to the groaner pun at the end! Enjoy!
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Are you the person who left your broom behind? Enjoy the Halloween joke!
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Dressed as an IRS agent for Halloween – IRS agent? A costume *far* too scary for Trick or Treat!
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