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Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
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October 24, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court Dr. Craven (Vincent Price): Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, / Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. / While I nodded,...
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October 16, 2020 user
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Monster mash lyrics – by Bob “Boris” Pickett I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sightFor my monster from his slab began to riseAnd suddenly to my surprise He did the mashHe did the monster mashThe monster mashIt was a graveyard...
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October 27, 2016 user
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Medical residents at the costume party – An atrocious pun about the medical students’ Halloween costume! Enjoy!
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October 30, 2015 user
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Vacationing in Transylvania – If you think that vacationing in Transylvania is a bad idea … wait until you get to the groaner pun at the end! Enjoy!
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October 28, 2015 user
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Are you the person who left your broom behind? Enjoy the Halloween joke!
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October 3, 2015 user
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. Kurt Vonnegut Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. Richard H. Barham Where there is no imagination there is no horror. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below. Theodosia...
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October 3, 2015 user
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Dressed as an IRS agent for Halloween – IRS agent? A costume *far* too scary for Trick or Treat!
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October 3, 2015 user
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