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Red Skelton told the story of his young son Richard, supposedly meeting a grizzly bear while on vacation. From The Red Skelton Show episode, Willie Comes Home.
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November 15, 2020 user
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Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time, starring Ginger Rogers, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Lucille Ball, Red Skelton At the office Frances (Dorothy Tree): Aren’t you lucky. The nearest I’ll get to a vacation this year is a far away look in my eye.
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September 13, 2020 user
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In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton‘s con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow … by pretending to be her long-lost son. [Ruby’s husband needs an operation.]Ruby (Allison McKay): Twenty years ago, my husband swallowed a fifty cent...
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June 11, 2020 user
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Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe Red Skelton‘s cowboy character, Sheriff Deadeye, is running for re-election in Here Comes the Bribe … Corruption? What corruption? Pretty girl: How are you going to get re-elected this year, Deadeye?Deadeye: By kissing babies and giving them...
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June 10, 2020 user
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Funny movie quotes from Merton of the Movies starring Red Skelton, Virginia O’Brien Merton Gill aka Clifford Armytage (Red Skelton): (reading a letter from the Pudolph School of Acting) “It is apparent that you definitely have a face.” Phyllis Montague (Virginia O’Brien): Are you new here? Merton Gill...
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February 11, 2018 user
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Red Skelton’s eye exam – From Red’s opening monologue on “The Red Skelton Show” (January 25, 1971) – Red talks about a visit to his eye doctor. This doctor starts examining my eyes, now you’ve got to hear some of the conversation that went on. I said, “The...
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February 4, 2018 tfraymond
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Gertrude and Heathcliff jokes by Red Skelton, about his seagull friends – flapping their wings, the ship of fools, and an elephant with a cold in the nose As Red Skelton used to say, there were these two seagulls named Gertrude and Heathcliff:
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February 4, 2018 user
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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Brooklyn (1943), starring Red Skelton, Rags Ragland, Ann Rutherford Wally Benton (Red Skelton): [opens his closet door, a woman falls out] big moths! Wally Benton (Red Skelton): You can’t be a press agent, you can’t even spell “cat”! Chester (Rags Ragland): When I...
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November 2, 2017 tfraymond
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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in the Dark starring Red Skelton, Ann Rutherford, Rags Ragland, Eve Arden – a very funny crime mystery
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April 7, 2017 tfraymond
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Funny movie quotes from Whistling in Dixie (1942) starring Red Skelton, Ann Rutherford, Rags Ragland
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February 10, 2017 user
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