Weather jokes by Red Skelton
Weather jokes by Red Skelton, from his opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show
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Father’s Day jokes by Red Skelton
A collection of Father’s Day jokes by the famous comedian and TV clown, Red Skelton
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Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie
Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie, starring Red Skelton, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern Rusty Cammeron (Red Skelton): [opening lines] Hiya folks, this is me.Pop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Grandpop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Opening narrator (Red Skelton): [as himself] I’ll tell you what these names mean so...
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Funny movie quotes from Three Little Words
Funny movie quotes from Three Little Words – a funny, musical biography of the song writers Bert Kalmar (Fred Astaire) and Harry Ruby (Red Skelton)
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Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At
Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At – a funny musical starring Howard Keel, Red Skelton, Ann Miller, … Lovely to Look At is a combination romance, musical, comedy, and fashion show — no, really. It’s the story of three Americans (Al Marsh played by Red Skelton, Tony Naylor played...
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Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man
Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): No, he ain’t no college professor, he’s a knife thrower! Hap Hixby (Red Skelton): Don’t leave now, you’re missing the best part!Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): Am I?...
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Funny movie quotes from I Dood It
Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where s your ticket?Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man
Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man, a very funny Red Skelton comedy, where he plays an accident-prone man who gets mixed up in a murder!
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Grizzly bear joke [Red Skelton Show]
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Red Skelton told the story of his young son Richard, supposedly meeting a grizzly bear while on vacation. From The Red Skelton Show episode, Willie Comes Home.
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Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time
Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time, starring Ginger Rogers, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Lucille Ball, Red Skelton At the office Frances (Dorothy Tree): Aren’t you lucky. The nearest I’ll get to a vacation this year is a far away look in my eye.
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