Home » Posts tagged Red Skelton

Racetrack jokes

Racetrack jokes by Red Skelton - from The Red Skelton Hour episode, Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch
Racetrack jokes by Red Skelton – from The Red Skelton Hour episode, Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch I had a bad week. I went out to the Santa Anita racetrack. Santa Anita, that’s the annex to Bank of America. Santa Anita: that’s the place where the...
Continue reading

Red Skelton Halloween Jokes

Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show
Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
Continue reading

Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes

Quotes from Freddie's Heroes - The Red Skelton Hour
Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes – The Red Skelton Hour (aka. How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?) – Freddie the Freeloader, Colonel Hogan (Robert Crane) and Sergeant Schultz (John Banner) of Hogan’s Heroes
Continue reading

Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie

Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie, starring Red Skelton, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern
Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie, starring Red Skelton, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern Rusty Cammeron (Red Skelton): [opening lines] Hiya folks, this is me.Pop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Grandpop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Opening narrator (Red Skelton): [as himself] I’ll tell you what these names mean so...
Continue reading

Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At

Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At – a funny musical starring Howard Keel, Red Skelton, Ann Miller, …
Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At – a funny musical starring Howard Keel, Red Skelton, Ann Miller, … Lovely to Look At is a combination romance, musical, comedy, and fashion show — no, really.   It’s the story of three Americans (Al Marsh played by Red Skelton, Tony Naylor played...
Continue reading