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Thanksgiving rules

Thanksgiving rules - Better listen to Grandma's Thanksgiving rules ... if you want to be invited back at Christmas!
Thanksgiving rules – Better listen to Grandma’s Thanksgiving rules … if you want to be invited back at Christmas! Dear Family, I’m not dead yet. Thanksgiving is still important to me. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with...
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How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives

How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives - a few suggestions ...
How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives – a few suggestions … ARRIVAL ‘€œYour home looks lovely. Almost like it’€™s worth what you paid for it. Obama didn’€™t help with that yet, did he? Oh, well, maybe next term. May I use your bathroom?’€ In the unlikely event...
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Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time

Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time -- even so, this is ridiculous ...
Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous … The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone....
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Stuff a turkey

Stuff a turkey
The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered all over the kitchen,completely obscuring the room.
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Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore’s ‘The Night Before Thanksgiving’, about Thanksgiving evening …‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn’t sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckoned — The dark meat and white,But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Funny Thanksgiving quotes from a variety of sources … my favorite is Erma Bombeck’s observation on how long it takes to prepare Thanksgiving dinner versus how long it takes to eat it … and why!
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Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

Thanksgiving Day weather forecast
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast – A weather forecast with 100% accuracy – for the fourth Thursday in November, aka Thanksgiving In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an...
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