Funny movie quotes from King Kong
Funny movie quotes from King Kong, the 1933 classic with Fay Wray, Robert Armstrong, and Bruce Cabot
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Accounts Receivable
Accounts Receivable – We have your order, but will not ship it until …
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The magician and the eggs
Magician: Now, ladies and gentlemen. I mix the eggs in this gentleman’s hat, and the result is an appetizing omelet. Any kind of eggs would do as well as these I use. I do not encourage an audience to bring eggs with them, as they might be tempted...
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The drums must not stop
A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds. The first night, the...
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Ice is extremely dangerous
Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart.
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