Funny movie quotes from Don’t Give Up the Ship
Funny movie quotes from Don’t Give Up the Ship – Jerry Lewis comedy, where he’s lost a destroyer during World War II. And the Navy wants it back!
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Biden Administration Dictionary
Biden Administration Dictionary – to help the American people keep up with the deluge of redefinitions, courtesy of the #bidenadministration, here’s the current list. Updated as needed.
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Funny TV Quotes from Terror of the Autons
Funny TV Quotes from Terror of the Autons (1971) starring Jon Pertwee, Roger Delgado, Katy Manning Funny TV quotes from Terror of the Autons. It’s a classic episode of Doctor Who, a time-traveling alien who (at this point) is stranded on Earth. Terror of the Autons introduces his...
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Funny movie quotes from Three Little Words
Funny movie quotes from Three Little Words – a funny, musical biography of the song writers Bert Kalmar (Fred Astaire) and Harry Ruby (Red Skelton)
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Memo to the family dogs
Memo to the family dogs – the question is, who sent the memo? Dear Dogs, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate...
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Funeral for the author of the Hokey Pokey
Funeral for the author of the Hokey Pokey – what could possibly go wrong? Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey,” died peacefully at the age of 83.
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The mugging of the sloth
The mugging of the sloth A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was set upon by a gang of vicious snails. The snails left him bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree where several hours later he summoned the strength to go...
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A guy and a girl are going to prom
She wants a new dress, so they spend time shopping for the dress and he stands in line for the checkout for a very long time, but eventually makes it to the counter to buy the dress for her.
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Funny movie quotes from Chaplin
Funny movie quotes from Chaplin starring Robert Downey Jr. [Chaplin tells Sennett he intends to leave Sennett’s employ and open his own studio.] Mack Sennett: Charlie, I’ve been so rotten to you. I don’t know if you can forgive me. I forced you to leave Butte Montana. I...
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daffy dictionary definitions
Daffy dictionary definitions – a collection of definitions that you’ll never find in your official dictionary – enjoy!
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