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Twas the night of Tax Day – Apologies to Clement Moore’s Twas the Night Before Christmas — and to the IRS Twas the night of Tax Day, and all thru the house, Every creature was whirring, even the mouse. The floppy was placed in the disk drive with care,...
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December 8, 2007 user
IRS Jokes
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A Lawyer’s Night Before Christmas – with deepest apologies to Clement Moore, Christmas as seen through the eyes of a lawyer Another Attorney’s Night Before Christmas (Sort of) Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property...
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June 2, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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Merry Christmas, My Friend – This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in December 1991 This is the original version of the military version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, as published in Leatherneck magazine in...
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June 2, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Military Jokes
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version – (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced...
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May 10, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Military Jokes
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a creature was idle,...
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May 10, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’d...
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May 5, 2007 user
Christmas jokes
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