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Funny movie quotes from Idle Roomers

Funny movie quotes from Idle Roomers (1943) starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Idle Roomers (1943) starring the Three Stooges. The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly) are lazy bell hops at a hotel …. And Lupe the wolf-man is the newest guest!

Mr. Leander (Vernon Dent): Oh, a fresh guy, huh! [starts throwing knives at Curly, Curly flees with knives in his posterior]


Mr. Leander (Vernon Dent): [talking about Lupe the wolf-man] He’s absolutely harmless – unless he hears music! Then he goes insane!


Moe (Moe Howard): Pardon me, do you like the radio?
Curly (Curly Howard): I love it!
Moe (Moe Howard): You got it! [bashes Curly over the head with large radio]


Fleeing from Lupe the Wolf Man

Curly (Curly Howard): [to escaping Lupe, thinking it’s Moe] You better get out of here! It’s a lucky thing you went through that window, or I’d tear off your arm and beat you to death with it!
Moe (Moe Howard): You’d what?
Curly (Curly Howard): I’d grind ya into hamburger! I’d … well, it’s lucky you went out that window. Hey! How could you be here when you just went out the window?


Lupe the Wolf Man: [after Hazel flees, pushes down on the bed where Hazel’s roommate is still sleeping]
Hazel’s roommate: [Annoyed] Hazel, will you lie still!
Lupe the Wolf Man: [Shakes bed again]
Hazel’s roommate: Hazel, wake up. Are you having a nightmare?
[Reaches back to shake Hazel and touches Wolf Man’s beard instead]
Hazel’s roommate: Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! [Her hair stands up on end and she screams loudly] Ohhhhhh!
[Throws alarm clock and smashes the mirror on top of the dresser]


Moe (Moe Howard): [the Stooges exit the elevator] The boss says there’s a burglar in the hotel and we gotta find him.
[They hear screaming and Larry flees into the elevator. The Stooges try to follow, crashing into its door, then falling backward into the women’s room. Moe and Curly see something moving under the bed covers]
Moe (Moe Howard): There he is! Get him!
[They smack the bed with the woman in it with their mops. Woman screams]
Moe (Moe Howard): Sorry lady. We thought you were a burglar.


Curly and Lupe do the mirror routine

Hazel’s roommate: Wolf! Wolf! Ahhhhhh!
Curly (Curly Howard): Who, me? I resemble that remark.
Moe (Moe Howard): I told you your face scares people. Why don’t you throw it away?
[looks behind him and sees Lupe the Wolf Man]
Moe (Moe Howard): Yaaaa … aaaa … aaaa! [runs off]
Curly (Curly Howard): [mockingly] Yaaaaaa … Hey lady. I ain’t that ugly. Or am I?
[Curly goes to the mirror and sees Lupe in broken mirror frame]
Curly (Curly Howard): Naaaaaaaa! Oh no! I think you got something there, I just scared myself!
Curly (Curly Howard): [looks again, feels his chin and Lupe does the same thing] I need a shave but I don’t feel any whiskers.
[smiles, Lupe does the same thing]
Curly (Curly Howard): Hey lady, I’m losing my teeth. I think I got pyorrhea.
[feels his head. Lupe does the same thing]
Curly (Curly Howard): Steel wool.  That can’t be me. That looking glass is doity.
[puts his hand to the broken mirror frame and Lupe touches hands with him and both hands move in a circle. Then Curly blows into the frame and Lupe roars and leans out of the broken frame. Curly runs off]


Moe (Moe Howard): Did you lock the other door?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, twice; once this way and once that way.


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