Ronald Reagan jokes

Ronald Reagan jokes – the Great Communicator had a great sense of humor, and frequently used it to skewer his political opponents – enjoy!
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Funny movie quotes from Three Broadway Girls

Funny movie quotes from Three Broadway Girls (1932) starring Joan Blondell, Madge Evans, Ina Claire
Funny movie quotes from Three Broadway Girls (1932) starring Joan Blondell, Madge Evans, Ina Claire Three Broadway Girls – a comedy about a trio of money hungry women who all have sugar daddies who keep them in the lap of luxury, even as they drive the men crazy.
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Funny movie quotes from The Boogie Man Will Get You

Funny movie quotes from The Boogie Man Will Get You
In The Boogie Man Will Get You, mad scientist Boris Karloff sells his colonial house to Winnie, frustrating banker Peter Lorre. But he’s been experimenting on traveling salesmen — whose corpses are in the basement! Then Winnie’s ex-husband shows up … Dr. Lorenz(Peter Lorre): And if you ever need...
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First Skydive

A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens.
A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens. He is beginning to panic when he notices a guy coming up towards him at an alarming rate. He shouts ‘Do you know anything about parachutes?’. Guy answers, ‘No… do...
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