A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Funny movie quotes from Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 Hours 11 Minutes (1965) – the zany, early-days aviation race comedy [first lines]The Neanderthal Man (Red Skelton): [watches a gull flying over a beach]Narrator: Ever since man...
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July 23, 2021 user
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Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest [The Andy Griffith Show]- where Sheriff Andy has to judge a beauty contest, and whoever wins, he loses! Andy Taylor: I declare, folks are gettin’ tired of the mayor’s wife ridin’ out on that horse and sangin’ all that opera stuff.Floyd Lawson:...
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July 16, 2021 user
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Weather jokes by Red Skelton, from his opening monologue on The Red Skelton Show
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June 30, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Godzilla 1998 starring Matthew Broderick
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June 24, 2021 user
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A series of “you might be a Democrat” jokes — with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.
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June 18, 2021 user
Political jokes
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A collection of Father’s Day jokes by the famous comedian and TV clown, Red Skelton
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June 17, 2021 user
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Funny TV quotes from Destiny of the Daleks – a very serious Doctor Who TV serial, with a lot of funny quotes! With Tom Baker as the Third Doctor
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June 16, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes about accidents – enjoy!
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June 9, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Copacabana, a funny movie starring Groucho Marx and Carmen Miranda Lionel Q. Devereaux (Groucho Marx): Well, Steve Hunt, my life-long pal. You haven’t changed a bit.Steve Hunt (Steve Cochran): Do I know you?Lionel Q. Devereaux (Groucho Marx): Do you know me? Lionel Q. Devereaux,...
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June 5, 2021 user
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Funny TV Quotes from Terror of the Autons (1971) starring Jon Pertwee, Roger Delgado, Katy Manning Funny TV quotes from Terror of the Autons. It’s a classic episode of Doctor Who, a time-traveling alien who (at this point) is stranded on Earth. Terror of the Autons introduces his...
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