A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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February 7, 2015 user
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A series of “you might be a Democrat” jokes — with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.
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June 18, 2021 user
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A collection of Father’s Day jokes by the famous comedian and TV clown, Red Skelton
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June 17, 2021 user
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Funny TV quotes from Destiny of the Daleks – a very serious Doctor Who TV serial, with a lot of funny quotes! With Tom Baker as the Third Doctor
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Funny movie quotes about accidents – enjoy!
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June 9, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Copacabana, a funny movie starring Groucho Marx and Carmen Miranda Lionel Q. Devereaux (Groucho Marx): Well, Steve Hunt, my life-long pal. You haven’t changed a bit.Steve Hunt (Steve Cochran): Do I know you?Lionel Q. Devereaux (Groucho Marx): Do you know me? Lionel Q. Devereaux,...
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June 5, 2021 user
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Funny TV Quotes from Terror of the Autons (1971) starring Jon Pertwee, Roger Delgado, Katy Manning Funny TV quotes from Terror of the Autons. It’s a classic episode of Doctor Who, a time-traveling alien who (at this point) is stranded on Earth. Terror of the Autons introduces his...
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Funny movie quotes from West of Shanghai, starring Boris Karloff West of Shanghai is a riveting movie. Due, in no small part, to Boris Karloff’s portrayal of the arrogant, humorous, and deadly General Fang!
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April 9, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail, starring Danny Kaye, Casey Kasem, Vincent Price Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail – the classic Rankin/Bass TV special. With the voice talents of Danny Kaye (multiple roles), Casey Kasem as Peter, and Vincent Price as the villain.
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March 27, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Way… Way Out – a spoof of the space race starring Jerry Lewis Connie Stevens, Anita Eckberg, Dick Shawn [First lines]Narrator: This is Colonel John “Shorty” Powers in Lunar Launch Control. This story takes place near the turn of the century -not the last century,...
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March 26, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie, starring Red Skelton, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern Rusty Cammeron (Red Skelton): [opening lines] Hiya folks, this is me.Pop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Grandpop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Opening narrator (Red Skelton): [as himself] I’ll tell you what these names mean so...
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March 19, 2021 user
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