A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Funny movie quotes from Speak Easily, a comedy starring Buster Keaton, Jimmy Durante, Thelma Todd Butler coercing the Professor to go out into the world Jenkins: Professor, if you’d only go out and find life, you’ll enjoy living it.Professor Post (Buster Keaton): Oh, but, Jenkins, how often have...
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January 7, 2022 user
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Funny movie quotes from Half-Shot Shooters – the Three Stooges (1936) Larry (Larry Fine): Pipe down! You’re spoiling the whole war for me!Moe (Moe Howard): What of it?Larry (Larry Fine): Nothing. I was just saying.
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January 1, 2022 user
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Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – with his brother-in-law Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – from the Abbott and Costello Show episode, The Vacation. Lou Costello: My brother-in-law and I, we was in Africa, and he was hunting alligators. He used to love to wrestle alligators. All of...
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November 5, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from The Iron Petticoat, starring Bob Hope and Katherine Hepburn
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Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
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October 24, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Living It Up – a Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis comedy, where they pretend Jerry’s terminally ill. And get wined and dined in New York City! Homer Flagg (Jerry Lewis): I wish I could go to New York with yuh.Isaiah Jackson: Now, Homer, you’re gonna be...
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October 22, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Witness for the Prosecution – a very serious movie with a lot of comedy! Enjoy!
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October 15, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie Funny movie quotes from Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie. A very funny, touching, kids movie that adults will enjoy as well. “There is no secret ingredient.”
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October 1, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Our Relations – a very funny Laurel and Hardy film, where Stan and Ollie’s twin brothers come to town, causing all sorts of confusion. Oh, their poor wives!
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October 1, 2021 user
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20 Questions You’re Not Supposed To Ask In America Today, courtesy of reddit user Clatsop, updated for 2021 by Tom Raymond
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