A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
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October 24, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Living It Up – a Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis comedy, where they pretend Jerry’s terminally ill. And get wined and dined in New York City! Homer Flagg (Jerry Lewis): I wish I could go to New York with yuh.Isaiah Jackson: Now, Homer, you’re gonna be...
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October 22, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Witness for the Prosecution – a very serious movie with a lot of comedy! Enjoy!
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October 15, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie Funny movie quotes from Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie. A very funny, touching, kids movie that adults will enjoy as well. “There is no secret ingredient.”
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October 1, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Our Relations – a very funny Laurel and Hardy film, where Stan and Ollie’s twin brothers come to town, causing all sorts of confusion. Oh, their poor wives!
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October 1, 2021 user
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20 Questions You’re Not Supposed To Ask In America Today, courtesy of reddit user Clatsop, updated for 2021 by Tom Raymond
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September 1, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from The 30 Foot Bride of Candy Rock – Lou Costello, Dorothy Provine, Gale Gordon Artie (Lou Costello): They all laughed at Einstein and his theory of Relativity. Now, everybody’s got relatives. Artie (Lou Costello): They also laughed at Marconi. The same people are sending telegrams. Artie...
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August 20, 2021 user
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Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes – The Red Skelton Hour (aka. How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?) – Freddie the Freeloader, Colonel Hogan (Robert Crane) and Sergeant Schultz (John Banner) of Hogan’s Heroes
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August 13, 2021 user
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Quotes from Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It [The Red Skelton Show] Quotes from Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It – a very funny episode of The Red Skelton Show, where Mae West meets several of Red’s characters!
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August 6, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film Saved by the Belle Curly (Curly Howard): Believe it or not!Moe (Moe Howard): What do you mean, “Believe it or not?”Curly (Curly Howard): I’ve got an idea!
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