First Skydive

A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens.
A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens. He is beginning to panic when he notices a guy coming up towards him at an alarming rate. He shouts ‘Do you know anything about parachutes?’. Guy answers, ‘No… do...
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Funny movie quotes from Never Wave at a WAC

Funny movie quotes from Never Wave at a WAC
Funny movie quotes from Never Wave at a WAC – a buddy comedy about two mismatched ladies who become best friends in the Women’s Army Corps (WAC). One’s a self-centered, entitled Senator’s daughter, the other’s a beautiful magazine model who wants to be more.
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Funny movie quotes from Pinocchio (1976)

Fox (Flip Wilson), Pinocchio (Sandy Duncan), Cat (Liz Torres)
Funny movie quotes from Pinocchio (1976) starring Danny Kaye, Sandy Duncan Pinocchio: How much did that book cost?Geppetto: That’s none of you business.Pinocchio: Papa how did you pay for that book?Geppetto: I no answer those questions.Pinocchio: Papa, did you sell something?Geppetto: I no sell anything!Pinocchio: Where’s your coat?Geppetto: I...
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Funny Tombstone Messages

Funny Tombstone Messages
Typically, the carvings on a grave marker give the deceased’s name, birth date, and death date. But sometimes they leave a funny tombstone message as well!
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Rabbit Dad Jokes

Rabbit Dad Jokes - a series of groaner puns, each slightly worse that the one before it, dealing with bunny rabbits! Enjoy!
Rabbit Dad Jokes – a series of groaner puns, each slightly worse that the one before it, dealing with bunny rabbits! Enjoy!
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Funny movie quotes from The Aristocats

Funny movie quotes from The Aristocats - starring Phil Harris, Eva Gabor
Funny movie quotes from The Aristocats – starring Phil Harris, Eva Gabor Enjoy the Funny movie quotes from The Aristocats – Disney’s animated classic, about a family of cats that inherit a fortune …. And a whole lot of trouble!
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