A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Funny movie quotes from West of Shanghai, starring Boris Karloff West of Shanghai is a riveting movie. Due, in no small part, to Boris Karloff’s portrayal of the arrogant, humorous, and deadly General Fang!
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Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail, starring Danny Kaye, Casey Kasem, Vincent Price Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail – the classic Rankin/Bass TV special. With the voice talents of Danny Kaye (multiple roles), Casey Kasem as Peter, and Vincent Price as the villain.
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Funny movie quotes from Way… Way Out – a spoof of the space race starring Jerry Lewis Connie Stevens, Anita Eckberg, Dick Shawn [First lines]Narrator: This is Colonel John “Shorty” Powers in Lunar Launch Control. This story takes place near the turn of the century -not the last century,...
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Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie, starring Red Skelton, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern Rusty Cammeron (Red Skelton): [opening lines] Hiya folks, this is me.Pop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Grandpop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Opening narrator (Red Skelton): [as himself] I’ll tell you what these names mean so...
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Funny movie quotes from Three Little Words – a funny, musical biography of the song writers Bert Kalmar (Fred Astaire) and Harry Ruby (Red Skelton)
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Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At – a funny musical starring Howard Keel, Red Skelton, Ann Miller, … Lovely to Look At is a combination romance, musical, comedy, and fashion show — no, really. It’s the story of three Americans (Al Marsh played by Red Skelton, Tony Naylor played...
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Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): No, he ain’t no college professor, he’s a knife thrower! Hap Hixby (Red Skelton): Don’t leave now, you’re missing the best part!Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): Am I?...
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Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where s your ticket?Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man, a very funny Red Skelton comedy, where he plays an accident-prone man who gets mixed up in a murder!
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Funny Movie Quotes from L’il Abner (1959) Mammy Yoakum (Billie Hayes): I has spoken. Daisy Mae (Leslie Parrish): Why it’s the Bar Harbor Scraggs.Romeo Scragg (Robert Strauss): Yeah, they’ve been barred from every harbor in the country.
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