A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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February 7, 2015 tfraymond
Military Jokes
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
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January 13, 2021 user
Political jokes
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, only to have their conversation continually interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After a while, the doctor, exasperated, asked the lawyer, “What do you do to prevent people for asking you for legal advice...
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December 18, 2020 user
Doctor jokes, Lawyer jokes
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Funny movie quotes from The Big Noise, starring Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
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December 17, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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Funny movie quotes from The Croods: A New Age – the sequel where the Crood family meets the Bettermans. Who think their more highly advanced, and superior …
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December 16, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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Quotes from The Three Doctors – Doctor Who season 10 I’m a fan of the BBC series Doctor Who, and The Three Doctors is the first time that three different incarnations of the time-traveling Doctor worked together. And two of “him” don’t quite get along …
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December 9, 2020 user
Funny TV quotes
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Funny movie quotes from 3 Ring Circus, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Joanne Dru Jerry Hotchkiss (Jerry Lewis): Why don’t you come to the circus with me, Pete. You can get a job there too.Pete Nelson (Dean Martin): Tell you the truth, I was thinkin’...
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December 7, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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Red Skelton told the story of his young son Richard, supposedly meeting a grizzly bear while on vacation. From The Red Skelton Show episode, Willie Comes Home.
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November 15, 2020 user
Animal jokes
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Funny movie quotes from How High is Up? (1940) starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe Howard: Hey, chucklehead! Did you get the tools?Larry Fine: What tools?Moe Howard: The tools we’ve been using for the last ten years!Larry Fine: Oh, those tools!
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November 14, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges Moe: [in bed with Larry and Curly] You suppose that puddin’ head kicked us?Larry: How could he? He’s sound asleep.Curly: [pretending] Soitenly I’m sound asleep.Moe: Then how come your talkin’?Curly: I’m talkin’ in my sleep!
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October 25, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there...
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October 18, 2020 user
Political jokes
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