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Paramedic delivers a baby

The paramedic delivers a baby … and the three-year-old sister helps!

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a three-year-old girl to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Soon, little Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, spanked him on the bottom, and the baby began to cry.

The paramedic then asked the wide-eyed three-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. The little girl quickly replied, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place! Spank him again!”

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