Doctor, Doctor!
Doctor, Doctor! – a series of one-liner puns with your doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Doctor: Just a minute.
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Did you hear about …
Did you hear about … a collection of punny jokes Moe: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? Larry: No, what about her? Moe: She had no control over her pupils.
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Funny movie quotes from My Fair Lady
Funny movie quotes from My Fair Lady, starring Rex Harrison, Audrey Hepburn Eliza Doolittle: The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she is treated. Professor Henry Higgins: There even are places where English completely disappears; in America they haven’t...
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It only costs half a dollar
It only costs half a dollar — you really can’t blame the little boy … A little boy received a dollar bill for his birthday. The following day, he walked to a candy store up the street. He chose the candy that he wanted, and went to the...
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computer room sign
computer room sign – (a sign I’ve seen posted in numerous computer rooms, typically at college campus — enjoy) ### ## #### # # ##### # # # # #### ### # # # # # # # # # ## # # # ### # # #...
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Computer gender
Computer gender – are computers male or female? A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
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College Entrance Exam Football-Player Version
College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version – take with a grain of salt & enjoy the joke!
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Church Dictionary
Church Dictionary — that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means … enjoy the jokes!
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Church Bulletin Errors
Sentences which actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a service
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Funny quotes from A Taste of Money
In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton‘s con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow … by pretending to be her long-lost son. [Ruby’s husband needs an operation.]Ruby (Allison McKay): Twenty years ago, my husband swallowed a fifty cent...
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