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computer room sign

computer room sign – (a sign I’ve seen posted in numerous computer rooms, typically at college campus — enjoy) ### ## #### # # ##### # # # # #### ### # # # # # # # # # ## # # # ### # # #...
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Computer gender

Computer gender – are computers male or female? A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
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27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty’s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two online services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back....
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10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas. The US Government would get subsidies from an automaker first. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be...
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Politically correct Linux

Politically correct Linux is now finally a reality. The changes are subtle but very important. man pages are now person pages. Due to complaints from allergic people, cat has been replaced by hypoallergenic_domestic_animal. “yes” is a relic from the times men dominated IT and thought that the only...
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