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Rabbit Dad Jokes

Rabbit Dad Jokes - a series of groaner puns, each slightly worse that the one before it, dealing with bunny rabbits! Enjoy!
Rabbit Dad Jokes – a series of groaner puns, each slightly worse that the one before it, dealing with bunny rabbits! Enjoy!
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Frozen apple juice [pun alert]

So over the holiday, while visiting my mom, she asked me to run and pick up some groceries she had on her shopping list. So of course, I pack up my kids and we are off to the store. As I am perusing the juice aisle, my daughter...
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Did you hear about …

Did you hear about … a collection of punny jokes
Did you hear about … a collection of punny jokes Moe: Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? Larry: No, what about her? Moe: She had no control over her pupils.
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Walking economy

A man is walking down the street with his friend. He said to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replied, “How’s that?” “It’s like this, my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting...
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Make me one with everything

Make me one with everything
A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”
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The dying man’s request

There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting…
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