Always, always check your email before sending it — so this doesn’t happen to you.
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Proving once again that the oldest answers can still be the best …
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Many years ago, the famous boxer Joe Louis was in a title bout against Tony Galento. Joe Louis’ trainer told him, “Don’t get up until the count of nine. Rest!”
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“You’re a crook.” “You’re a liar.” Judge: “Now that the opposing attorneys have been properly introduced, let us start this case.”
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You might almost get the feeling that the motel owners don’t trust us …
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Funny movie quotes for Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941) starring W. C. Fields The Great Man (W. C. Fields): I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here. Waitress: You’re as...
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