Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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September 6, 2020 user
Airplane jokes, Animal jokes
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Buying stamps at the post office – what denomination would you like? A woman went to her local Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. The clerk, needing to know what stamps she wanted, asked her “What denomination would you like?”
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September 5, 2020 user
Church and God jokes
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Funny movie quotes from The Alphabet Murders, Tony Randall, Anita Ekberg, Robert Morley Hastings (Robert Morley): Where have you been? What have you been doing?Hercule Poirot (Tony Randall): Arranging a little extra insurance, my friend.Hastings (Robert Morley): Oh really? Personally I always feel perfectly safe with British railways....
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September 3, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello’s Comin’ Round the Mountain (1951) – a very funny comedy, where they get into the middle of a mountain feud!
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September 1, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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Funny movie quotes from The Kennel Murder Case (1933) starring William Powell, Mary Astor, Eugene Pallette, directed by Michael Curtiz – a murder mystery with a lot of humor!
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August 31, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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[source: David Wald on the Usenet group Rec.Humor.Funny]…Let us suppose that the Enterprise is doing some sort of research mission to an unknown planet. I think the Captain’s Log would be worth a look:
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August 30, 2020 user
Star Trek jokes
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What if Dr. Seuss had become a technical writer instead? Children’s literature would have been poorer, but technical manuals would be fun!
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August 23, 2020 user
Book jokes
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Due to his owner’s negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
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August 16, 2020 user
Animal jokes
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The dog ate my homework — and far more imaginative excuses for missing homework
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August 9, 2020 user
School jokes
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Funny movie quotes from Soldier in the Rain (1963) starring Jackie Gleason, Steve McQueen, Tuesday Weld Funny movie quotes from Soldier in the Rain — a very funny “buddy” comedy, set with two soldiers in the U.S. Army.
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August 9, 2020 user
Funny movie quotes
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