The Dog Ate My Homework
The dog ate my homework — and far more imaginative excuses for missing homework
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College Entrance Exam Football-Player Version
College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version – take with a grain of salt & enjoy the joke!
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Ain’t going to stop saying ain’t
Ain’t going to stop saying ain’t … when a grammar lesson simply goes wrong …
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Is Santa Claus a college professor?
Is Santa Claus a college professor? Actually, this actually defines a few college professors that I had … But they weren’t very jolly!
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A sentence that starts with the letter I
A sentence that starts with the letter I – Sometimes, you should wait just a moment before correcting someone’s grammar …
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Actual School Excuse Notes
Diagnosing manic depression
Diagnosing manic depression – is it manic depression, or is it … The psychology professor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
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The driving student makes a left turn
The driving student makes a left turn – Sometimes, you can take things too literal … or not literal enough!
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21 Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
21 Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he...
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10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College
10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College – according to the college students, at least! There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison. There are no grades in prison. You don’t need financial aid in prison. In prison, you get to see your family more often....
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