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Quotes from The Three Doctors

Quotes from The Three Doctors - Doctor Who season 10
Quotes from The Three Doctors – Doctor Who season 10 I’m a fan of the BBC series Doctor Who, and The Three Doctors is the first time that three different incarnations of the time-traveling Doctor worked together. And two of “him” don’t quite get along …
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Funny quotes from A Taste of Money

Funny quotes from A Taste of Money [The Red Skelton Show]
In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton‘s con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow … by pretending to be her long-lost son. [Ruby’s husband needs an operation.]Ruby (Allison McKay): Twenty years ago, my husband swallowed a fifty cent...
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Jokes from Here Comes the Bribe

Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe
Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe Red Skelton‘s cowboy character, Sheriff Deadeye, is running for re-election in Here Comes the Bribe … Corruption? What corruption? Pretty girl: How are you going to get re-elected this year, Deadeye?Deadeye: By kissing babies and giving them...
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Ricky’s Movie Offer

Ricky's Movie Offer - Lucille Ball as Marilyn Monroe
Ricky’€™s Movie Offer – funny quotes from I Love Lucy Ricky’€™s Movie Offer – Funny quotes from the classic ‘I Love Lucy’ TV series, where Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz) has a chance at a movie audition, and his wife Lucy (Lucille Ball) and their friends all want to...
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