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Racetrack jokes

Racetrack jokes by Red Skelton - from The Red Skelton Hour episode, Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch
Racetrack jokes by Red Skelton – from The Red Skelton Hour episode, Love Is an Itch You Can’t Scratch I had a bad week. I went out to the Santa Anita racetrack. Santa Anita, that’s the annex to Bank of America. Santa Anita: that’s the place where the...
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Lou Costello goes alligator hunting

Lou Costello goes alligator hunting - with his brother-in-law
Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – with his brother-in-law Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – from the Abbott and Costello Show episode, The Vacation. Lou Costello: My brother-in-law and I, we was in Africa, and he was hunting alligators. He used to love to wrestle alligators. All of...
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Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes

Quotes from Freddie's Heroes - The Red Skelton Hour
Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes – The Red Skelton Hour (aka. How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?) – Freddie the Freeloader, Colonel Hogan (Robert Crane) and Sergeant Schultz (John Banner) of Hogan’s Heroes
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Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest

Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest [The Andy Griffith Show]
Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest [The Andy Griffith Show]- where Sheriff Andy has to judge a beauty contest, and whoever wins, he loses! Andy Taylor: I declare, folks are gettin’ tired of the mayor’s wife ridin’ out on that horse and sangin’ all that opera stuff.Floyd Lawson:...
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