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Lou Costello goes alligator hunting

Lou Costello goes alligator hunting - with his brother-in-law
Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – with his brother-in-law Lou Costello goes alligator hunting – from the Abbott and Costello Show episode, The Vacation. Lou Costello: My brother-in-law and I, we was in Africa, and he was hunting alligators. He used to love to wrestle alligators. All of...
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Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes

Quotes from Freddie's Heroes - The Red Skelton Hour
Quotes from Freddie’s Heroes – The Red Skelton Hour (aka. How You Gonna Keep ‘Em Down in The Dump?) – Freddie the Freeloader, Colonel Hogan (Robert Crane) and Sergeant Schultz (John Banner) of Hogan’s Heroes
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Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest

Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest [The Andy Griffith Show]
Funny quotes from The Beauty Contest [The Andy Griffith Show]- where Sheriff Andy has to judge a beauty contest, and whoever wins, he loses! Andy Taylor: I declare, folks are gettin’ tired of the mayor’s wife ridin’ out on that horse and sangin’ all that opera stuff.Floyd Lawson:...
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Stick Out Your Tongue joke

Stick Out Your Tongue joke
Stick Out Your Tongue – a funny series of jokes between Red Skelton and Reginald Denny, on the Red Skelton Show season 4. Reggie is convinced that Red’s under the weather, and simply wants him to stick out his tongue …
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Quotes from The Three Doctors

Quotes from The Three Doctors – Doctor Who season 10 I’m a fan of the BBC series Doctor Who, and The Three Doctors is the first time that three different incarnations of the time-traveling Doctor worked together. And two of “him” don’t quite get along …
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