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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, only to have their conversation continually interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After a while, the doctor, exasperated, asked the lawyer, “What do you do to prevent people for asking you for legal advice...
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December 18, 2020 user
Doctor jokes, Lawyer jokes
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The doctor has good news and bad news – I know that timing is everything, but this is ridiculous!
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September 6, 2020 user
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Doctor, Doctor! – a series of one-liner puns with your doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I only have 59 seconds to live! Doctor: Just a minute.
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August 2, 2020 user
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How to drive a psychiatrist crazy – it goes without saying, don’t actually try any of these!
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May 13, 2020 tfraymond
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Leaving the hospital – Rules are rules – but sometimes the hospital nurse needs to listen to the patient.
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April 2, 2018 user
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Why is the little girl so blue? What deep-rooted psychological problem is causing the young girl to draw everything blue? Patricia’s parents received a note from her second-grade teacher. “Patricia is a wonderful student,” the note read, “but in art class, or when we have coloring projects, she...
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February 27, 2018 user
Doctor jokes, Kid jokes
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A man being treated for pneumonia – just listen to your doctor! A man, being treated by his doctor for pneumonia, went to speak to his physician. “Doctor, are you absolutely certain that I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve read about a doctor who was treating a patient for...
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February 23, 2018 user
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know...
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March 11, 2017 user
Age jokes, Doctor jokes
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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery – and we hope you never do! Oops! Come back with that! Bad dog! Hand me that … uh … that uh … Nurse, what do they call that pointed thingy again? Dang, there go the lights again. Wow! I...
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August 1, 2016 user
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Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy! The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?” The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:
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July 31, 2016 user
Age jokes, Doctor jokes
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