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Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail

Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail, starring Danny Kaye, Casey Kasem, Vincent Price
Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail, starring Danny Kaye, Casey Kasem, Vincent Price Funny movie quotes from Here Comes Peter Cottontail – the classic Rankin/Bass TV special. With the voice talents of Danny Kaye (multiple roles), Casey Kasem as Peter, and Vincent Price as the villain.
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Funny movie quotes from Way… Way Out

Funny movie quotes from Way… Way Out - a spoof of the space race starring Jerry Lewis Connie Stevens, Anita Eckberg, Dick Shawn
Funny movie quotes from Way… Way Out – a spoof of the space race starring Jerry Lewis Connie Stevens, Anita Eckberg, Dick Shawn [First lines]Narrator: This is Colonel John “Shorty” Powers in Lunar Launch Control. This story takes place near the turn of the century -not the last century,...
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Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie

Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie, starring Red Skelton, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern
Funny movie quotes from Watch the Birdie, starring Red Skelton, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern Rusty Cammeron (Red Skelton): [opening lines] Hiya folks, this is me.Pop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Grandpop Cammeron (Red Skelton): And me.Opening narrator (Red Skelton): [as himself] I’ll tell you what these names mean so...
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Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At

Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At – a funny musical starring Howard Keel, Red Skelton, Ann Miller, …
Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At – a funny musical starring Howard Keel, Red Skelton, Ann Miller, … Lovely to Look At is a combination romance, musical, comedy, and fashion show — no, really.   It’s the story of three Americans (Al Marsh played by Red Skelton, Tony Naylor played...
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Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man

Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II
Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II Maisie Ravier  (Ann Sothern): No, he ain’t no college professor, he’s a knife thrower! Hap Hixby (Red Skelton): Don’t leave now, you’re missing the best part!Maisie  Ravier (Ann Sothern): Am I?...
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Funny movie quotes from I Dood It

Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell
Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where €™s your ticket?Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man

Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak
Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man, a very funny Red Skelton comedy, where he plays an accident-prone man who gets mixed up in a murder!
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Funny movie quotes from L’il Abner

Funny movie quotes from L'il Abner
Funny Movie Quotes from L’il Abner (1959) Mammy Yoakum (Billie Hayes): I has spoken. Daisy Mae (Leslie Parrish): Why it’s the Bar Harbor Scraggs.Romeo Scragg (Robert Strauss): Yeah, they’ve been barred from every harbor in the country.
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