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Funny movie quotes from Three Broadway Girls

Funny movie quotes from Three Broadway Girls (1932) starring Joan Blondell, Madge Evans, Ina Claire
Funny movie quotes from Three Broadway Girls (1932) starring Joan Blondell, Madge Evans, Ina Claire Three Broadway Girls – a comedy about a trio of money hungry women who all have sugar daddies who keep them in the lap of luxury, even as they drive the men crazy.
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Funny movie quotes from The Boogie Man Will Get You

Funny movie quotes from The Boogie Man Will Get You
In The Boogie Man Will Get You, mad scientist Boris Karloff sells his colonial house to Winnie, frustrating banker Peter Lorre. But he’s been experimenting on traveling salesmen — whose corpses are in the basement! Then Winnie’s ex-husband shows up … Dr. Lorenz(Peter Lorre): And if you ever need...
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First Skydive

A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens.
A guy is skydiving. He pulls the ripcord and nothing happens. He pulls the reserve and nothing happens. He is beginning to panic when he notices a guy coming up towards him at an alarming rate. He shouts ‘Do you know anything about parachutes?’. Guy answers, ‘No… do...
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Funny movie quotes from Never Wave at a WAC

Funny movie quotes from Never Wave at a WAC
Funny movie quotes from Never Wave at a WAC – a buddy comedy about two mismatched ladies who become best friends in the Women’s Army Corps (WAC). One’s a self-centered, entitled Senator’s daughter, the other’s a beautiful magazine model who wants to be more.
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Funny movie quotes from Pinocchio (1976)

Fox (Flip Wilson), Pinocchio (Sandy Duncan), Cat (Liz Torres)
Funny movie quotes from Pinocchio (1976) starring Danny Kaye, Sandy Duncan Pinocchio: How much did that book cost?Geppetto: That’s none of you business.Pinocchio: Papa how did you pay for that book?Geppetto: I no answer those questions.Pinocchio: Papa, did you sell something?Geppetto: I no sell anything!Pinocchio: Where’s your coat?Geppetto: I...
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