Funny movie quotes Mystery of the Wax Museum – a very serious horror film with lots of very funny comedy banter!
Florence: Listen, Joan Gale’s body was swiped from the morgue, have you ever heard of such a thing as a death mask?
Jim: I used to be married to one.
Florence: Then it came to life and divorced you, I know all about that.
Winton: I’ve only known you twenty-four hours, but I’m in love with you.
Florence: Doesn’t usually take that long.
Ivan Igor: If my curiosity is not too great, would you mind telling me what manner of animal it is you are designing?
Ralph Burton: This is one of the Athenian girls for the bacchanal.
Ivan Igor: It would be interesting to know, young man, where and when you studied anatomy.
Florence: [after Charlotte hangs up the phone after talking to Ralph] Who was that? Penny Ante?
Charlotte Duncan: Mmm-hmm, why?.
Florence: Just wondering, did you invite him to lunch or did he invite you?
Charlotte Duncan: Well I don’t want to offend you, but, frankly, that’s none of your business. I don’t interfere in any of your affairs.
Florence: I don’t have any affairs. [sits up and shouts] What do you mean?
Charlotte Duncan: I don’t think you could have a real affair, I don’t think you could care for anyone.
Florence: Oh please, I’ve been in love so many times my heart’s calloused, but I never hit one with dough.
Florence: I’m fired.
Police Captain: No kidding.
Florence: I gotta make news if I have to bite a dog.
Jim: You’re fired unless you bring a story for the next edition! Even if it’s only a new recipe for spaghetti!
Morgue Attendant: Ain’t that just like a woman, always has to have the last word.
Charlotte Duncan: I can just see it now, you telling the landlady you didn’t have the rent, but Ralph was awfully sweet.
Charlotte Duncan: It just so happens that the poor people are happier.
Florence: Then marry Ralph, you’ll be the happiest couple in the world.
