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More Chuck Norris jokes

  • Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups – he pushes the Earth down.
  • One time he threw a grenade and it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.
  • Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. It’s not dead — it’s just afraid to move.
  • Chuck Norris once went to a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac. They brought it to him …
  • Scientists claim that nothing can escape from the gravity of a black hole. Chuck Norris disagrees …
  • There is no inflation. Chuck Norris simply went to a bank and withdrew money.
  • Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
  • He can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.
  • He can hear sign language.
  • Time waits for no man. Except Chuck Norris.
  • He had an arm wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  • When Chuck Norris was 8 years old, he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
  • Chuck Norris did shadow boxing — and won.

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