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Airline Rage – Proof that ‘He how controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city’
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February 6, 2021 user
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At the county fair, a pilot offered to fly anyone in his old, open cockpit plane for $50. One farmer and his wife, who had never been up in a plane, wanted to take a ride but the price was too high. “Come on,” said the pilot. “If...
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September 11, 2020 user
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Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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September 6, 2020 user
Airplane jokes, Animal jokes
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Blind airline pilot — how could a blind man pilot an airplane? According to him, quite easily! Enjoy the joke!
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March 30, 2020 user
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Mistletoe at the airport – why does the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?
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March 5, 2020 user
Airplane jokes, Christmas jokes
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Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight — or not, depending on your perspective.
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February 9, 2020 user
Airplane jokes, Church and God jokes
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Airplane Maintenance – Very funny listing of airplane maintenance requests, and their hilarious responses from the ground crews “Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies...
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February 1, 2020 user
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A Skydiving lesson – How long do you have before hitting the ground?
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January 29, 2020 user
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Always, always check your email before sending it — so this doesn’t happen to you.
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January 24, 2020 user
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Flying carpet joke – Sometimes, it just *looks* like it …
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March 15, 2016 user
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