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Airline Rage

Airline Rage – Proof that ‘He how controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city’

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At the county fair, a pilot offered to fly anyone in his old, open cockpit plane for $50. One farmer and his wife, who had never been up in a plane, wanted to take a ride but the price was too high. “Come on,” said the pilot. “If...

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Carrion luggage

Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...

Blind airline pilot

Blind airline pilot — how could a blind man pilot an airplane? According to him, quite easily! Enjoy the joke!

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Mistletoe At The Airport

Mistletoe at the airport – why does the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?

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Mistletoe At The Airport

Mistletoe at the airport – why does the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?

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Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight

Flying on the first fully-automated airplane The sort of announcement that you don't hope to hear from the on-board computer on a commercial airplane flight.

Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight — or not, depending on your perspective.

February 9, 2020 user Airplane jokes, Church and God jokes No Comment

Airplane Maintenance

Airplane Maintenance – Very funny listing of airplane maintenance requests, and their hilarious responses from the ground crews “Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies...

February 1, 2020 user Airplane jokes No Comment