Airline Rage
Airline Rage – Proof that ‘He how controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city’
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Farmer’s first airplane ride
At the county fair, a pilot offered to fly anyone in his old, open cockpit plane for $50. One farmer and his wife, who had never been up in a plane, wanted to take a ride but the price was too high. “Come on,” said the pilot. “If...
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Carrion luggage
Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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Blind airline pilot
Blind airline pilot — how could a blind man pilot an airplane? According to him, quite easily! Enjoy the joke!
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Mistletoe At The Airport
Mistletoe at the airport – why does the airport have mistletoe by the luggage scale?
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Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight
Words of comfort from the Bible for your first airplane flight — or not, depending on your perspective.
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Airplane Maintenance
Airplane Maintenance – Very funny listing of airplane maintenance requests, and their hilarious responses from the ground crews “Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies...
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A Skydiving lesson
A Skydiving lesson – How long do you have before hitting the ground?
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Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.
Always, always check your email before sending it — so this doesn’t happen to you.
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Flying carpet joke
Flying carpet joke – Sometimes, it just *looks* like it …
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