Rabbit Dad Jokes

Rabbit Dad Jokes – a series of groaner puns, each slightly worse that the one before it, dealing with bunny rabbits! Enjoy!

• What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
• What do you call a happy rabbit? A hop-timist.
• What is a rabbit’s favorite music? Hip-hop.
• What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors? An in-grown hare.
• What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit? A bunny ribbit.
• What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A 14-carrot ring.
• Where do rabbits work? At IHOP.
• How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy.
• How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
• What do you call a bunny transformer? Hop-timus Prime.
• Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
• How does the Easter bunny stay fit? Eggsercise and hareobics.
• Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted a better celery.
• What do you call 50 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
• What did the bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.