Three Bees
Three Bees – a sweet story of three hurt bees, and how their hive sisters came to the rescue, as told by a young girl
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Grizzly bear joke [Red Skelton Show]
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Red Skelton told the story of his young son Richard, supposedly meeting a grizzly bear while on vacation. From The Red Skelton Show episode, Willie Comes Home.
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Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and like to Complain About Our Pets
They live here. You don’t. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (that’s why they call it “fur”niture.) To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly....
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Carrion luggage
Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway? Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.” “No, thanks,”...
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The dog, the leopard, and the lazy monkey
Due to his owner’s negligence, a dog became lost in the deepest jungles of Africa. Wandering around, the poor dog notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
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Learning a foreign language
A funny lesson about the importance of learning a foreign language … enjoy!
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Pet centipede at a party
Pet centipede at a party –This is why you don’t bring centipedes to parties …
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Christmas Eve watchdog
Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog,And here it is Christmas Eve.The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs,While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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She don’t know a thing about cars …
She don’t know a thing about cars … Everyone thinks they’re an expert on cars … when your car’s the one broken down, at least.
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Dog at the movie theater
Dog at the movie theater – Have you ever seen a dog in a movie theater – laughing and applauding?
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