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Carrion luggage – why are vultures flying commercial, anyway?

Two vultures took a trip on a 747, each carrying a dead rabbit under their wing. As they were going through the airport preparing to board, an airplane employee if they would like to stow their “luggage.”

“No, thanks,” the vultures replied, “they’re carrion.”

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