‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas

Some Assembly Required
‘€˜Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas Parents Night Before Christmas – another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, ‘some assembly required’
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Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Shopping Mall
‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall – Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the mall, Not a creature was idle,...
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A Police Officer’s Night Before Christmas

A Police Officer’€™s Night Before Christmas – A very touching version of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas – as Santa Claus visits a sleeping cop. A warm tribute to all police officers everywhere. Code Four and Good Night. Cops Night Before Christmas ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas,...
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A Santa Claus Pun

A Santa Claus Pun – A pun that’s truly atrocious – a ‘groaner’ as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well. As you know, it is...
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A Christmas Poem

A Christmas Poem
A Christmas Poem – A very funny poem, with a twist ending Downtown they’€™ve put up Christmas lights, And decked the streets with tinsel bright. The windows of each store you see Contain at least one Christmas tree.
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A Child’€™s Christmas Prayer

A Child’s Christmas Prayer - letter to Santa Claus
A Child’€™s Christmas Prayer – A wonderful Christmas poem – a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone! A CHILD’€™S VIEW Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see...
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‘Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms

Twas the night before Christmas for Moms
‘€˜Twas the Night before Christmas for Moms – Another parody of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ — but this one is different. Both funny and touching, it’s truly required reading. Merry Christmas, Mom! ‘€™Twas the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode, only one creature was stirring, and...
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The Month After Christmas

The month after Christmas
The Month After Christmas – ‘Twas the Month After Christmas (with apologies to Clement Moore) – well, maybe I put on a *few* pounds after the holidays … Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I’€™d...
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Gift Wrap

Gift wrap
Gift Wrap – Proof positive that men really shouldn’t be allowed to wrap Christmas presents … This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew,...
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