Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas

Christmas gift - snowglobe
Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’€™s Day) – seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn’t* want these things. Honest. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage Any knick-knack.  Absolutely...
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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes
Merry Christmas knock-knock jokes Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there ? Snow Snow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock Knock Who’s there ? Wayne Wayne who ? A Wayne in a manger!
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Buying a Barbie Doll?

Buying a Barbie doll?
Buying a Barbie Doll? Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!
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Away In A Manger?

Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in Bethlehem
Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in Bethlehem A very religious couple was touring the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would be very meaningful to them...
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‘€˜Twas the Night Before Implementation

‘Twas the Night Before Implementation
‘Twas the Night Before Implementation – Strictly for the computer nerds among us – but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they’re *so* true! ‘€™Twas the nite before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working, not even a browse....
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‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version

Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version
‘€˜Twas the Night Before Christmas – military version –  (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) – aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs ‘€˜Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds, As enemy silhouettes danced...
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‘Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas

Some Assembly Required
‘€˜Twas the Parents Night Before Christmas Parents Night Before Christmas – another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – demonstrating why all parents fear those three little words, ‘some assembly required’
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