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Explosion at the gunpowder factory
There was a terrific explosion at the gunpowder factory. And, once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins.
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Change Your Course [captain vs seaman]
Change Your Course – is it a battle of wills … or won’ts? One night the captain of a tanker saw a light dead ahead. He directed his signalman to flash a signal to the light which went “Change course 10 degrees South.” The reply was quickly flashed...
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Butcher and the price of beef
Butcher and the price of beef – a funny story about a customer haggling with her butcher over price Customer: What’s the price of your ground beef? Butcher: $2.00 per pound. Customer: Two dollars per pound! but the butcher down the street sells it for $1.50 per pound!
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Parable of the two social workers
Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back alley. Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious man in a pool of blood.
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Bellboy in a hurry
As he paid his hotel bill the departing guest turned and yelled to the bellboy, “Quick, boy, run up to room 999 and see if I left my brief case and overcoat. Hurry up, because I’ve just got six minutes to catch my train.”
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Questions for your waiter in a restaurant
Customer: Do you serve crabs here? Waiter: We serve anyone — please have a seat.
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I never make way for fools
I never make way for fools – What happens when two rival professors meet, walking towards each other along a narrow street …
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The Barber’s close shave
The Barber’s close shave – Is this why most businesses don’t allow witnessing at work?
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What does a man have to do to order a Coca-Cola?
What does a man have to do to order a Coca-Cola? Reminiscent of the janitor, who insisted on being called the ‘laborer in charge of hygienic functions’
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