There was a terrific explosion at the gunpowder factory. And, once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins.

Butcher and the price of beef – a funny story about a customer haggling with her butcher over price Customer: What’s the price of your ground beef? Butcher: $2.00 per pound. Customer: Two dollars per pound! but the butcher down the street sells it for $1.50 per pound!

Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back alley. Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious man in a pool of blood.