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Funny movie quotes from Hold that Lion

Funny movie quotes from Hold That Lion (1947) – the only Three Stooges short film where all of the Howard brothers (Moe, Shemp, Curly) appeared together

sign: Cess, Pool & Drayne – Attorneys at Law

Shemp (Shemp Howard): Don’€™t rush me; Rome wasn’€™t built in a day, and neither was Syracuse

Larry (Larry Fine): My right palm itches, what’€™s that a sign of?
Moe (Moe Howard): You’€™re hand’€™s dirty.

Shemp (Shemp Howard): I can’€™t see without my glasses.
Moe (Moe Howard): Oh, no? (puts glasses on Shemp) Can you see now?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Yeah.
Moe (Moe Howard): (holds up 2 fingers) What’€™s this?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Two dirty fingers.
[pokes him in the eyes]

sign: Slipp, Tripp & Skipp -€“ Investment Brokers

Shemp, Larry, Moe (Moe Howard): We’€™ll get the filthy moocher, The Moola, the Geidas, No Slippery guy named Slipp, Is ever gonna’€™ cheat-us, A-zee, a-zie, a-zoh!

Shemp (Shemp Howard): [with a fish bowl on his head, he mumbles inaudibly]
Moe (Moe Howard): What did he say?
Larry (Larry Fine): [mimics inaudible mumbling]
Moe (Moe Howard): [smacks Larry] Get out of here!

Moe (Moe Howard): Say, what’€™s a good word for ‘€œscrutiny’€?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Scrutiny.

Larry (Larry Fine): I smell somethin’€™ awful.
Moe (Moe Howard): You telling me? Why don’€™tcha use cologne?

Pullman porter: [as lion claws his backside] Help! Help! I’€™m losin’€™ mah mind!

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