Funny movie quotes from Hold That Lion (1947) – the only Three Stooges short film where all of the Howard brothers (Moe, Shemp, Curly) appeared together
sign: Cess, Pool & Drayne – Attorneys at Law
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Don’t rush me; Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither was Syracuse
Larry (Larry Fine): My right palm itches, what’s that a sign of?
Moe (Moe Howard): You’re hand’s dirty.
Shemp (Shemp Howard): I can’t see without my glasses.
Moe (Moe Howard): Oh, no? (puts glasses on Shemp) Can you see now?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Yeah.
Moe (Moe Howard): (holds up 2 fingers) What’s this?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Two dirty fingers.
[pokes him in the eyes]
sign: Slipp, Tripp & Skipp - Investment Brokers
Shemp, Larry, Moe (Moe Howard): We’ll get the filthy moocher, The Moola, the Geidas, No Slippery guy named Slipp, Is ever gonna’ cheat-us, A-zee, a-zie, a-zoh!
Shemp (Shemp Howard): [with a fish bowl on his head, he mumbles inaudibly]
Moe (Moe Howard): What did he say?
Larry (Larry Fine): [mimics inaudible mumbling]
Moe (Moe Howard): [smacks Larry] Get out of here!
Moe (Moe Howard): Say, what’s a good word for ‘scrutiny’?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Scrutiny.
Larry (Larry Fine): I smell somethin’ awful.
Moe (Moe Howard): You telling me? Why don’tcha use cologne?
Pullman porter: [as lion claws his backside] Help! Help! I’m losin’ mah mind!
