When the terrorist tripped and fell in the water …

When the terrorist tripped and fell into the water
While strolling around the harbor this morning about 11:00 a.m., I noticed this character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” when suddenly he slipped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all of the explosives that he was carrying. If...
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One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat

Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton's defeat - a post-election song list
Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat – a post-election song list Who’s Sorry Now? I Wanna Be Loved by You After the Ball is Over I’ll Be Hard to Handle You’re Devastating If I Only Had a Heart That’s What You Jolly Well Get We’re Staying Home...
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Top 10 movie titles that describe the election

Funny movie quotes from Violent is the Word for Curly
Top 10 movie titles that describe the election – 2016 edition Since this election season has been more raucous than most, here’s a list of the top 10 movie titles to describe this election season: Dementia 13 Apocalypse Now Catch Me If You Can Despicable Me Doom Dumb...
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Monster Mash lyrics

Monster mash lyrics - by Bob "Boris" Pickett
Monster mash lyrics – by Bob “Boris” Pickett I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash He did the monster mash
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Funny movie quotes from The Toy

Funny movie quotes from The Toy (1982) starring Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason, Ned Beatty
Funny movie quotes from The Toy (1982) starring Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason, Ned Beatty Jack Brown (Richard Pryor): I’m writing a book. Writing a book is a job. Stanley: No, writing a book is a cop out. Jack Brown (Richard Pryor): For 18 months I’ve been trying to get a...
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Funny movie quotes from Horror Express

Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas
Funny movie quotes from Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas Horror Express is a very serious, very good horror movie — but even so, it has some moments of humor. Enjoy them,! Movie quotes from  Horror Express Inspector Mirov (Julio Peña): The two of you...
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