One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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How to know if you attend a Redneck Church

Redneck church
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. People ask, when they learn that Jesus Christ fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to...
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What have you done for me lately?

A traveler for a big publishing house couldn’t wait to get to St. Louis, where his oldest friend owned a prosperous bookstore. “ Sam,” he said to the owner the moment they were alone, “I want you to lend me $2000.00.” “The answer, Joe,” said Sam, “is positively...
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Walking economy

A man is walking down the street with his friend. He said to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replied, “How’s that?” “It’s like this, my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting...
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Funny movie quotes from Three Hams on Rye

Funny movie quotes from Three Hams on Rye - a funny Shemp-era Three Stooges short film
Funny movie quotes from Three Hams on Rye – a funny Shemp-era Three Stooges short film Shemp: Come with me to the casbah-dor! Moe: Listen to me spout Shakespeare! A rose by any other name would smell… Larry: And so do you!
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Make me one with everything

Make me one with everything
A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”
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