One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom

A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom - It's all logical, once you think about it
A Short Quiz on the animal kingdom – It’s all logical, once you think about it Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a...
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A Pain In My Side

A Pain in my side - proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy!
A Pain in my side – proof once again that kids say the darndest things!  Enjoy! At Sunday School, the teacher was teaching the children how God created everything, including human beings. One little boy paid special attention when he was told how Eve was created out of one...
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A man being treated for pneumonia

Funny quotes about doctors - Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.
A man being treated for pneumonia – just listen to your doctor! A man, being treated by his doctor for pneumonia, went to speak to his physician.  “Doctor, are you absolutely certain that I’m suffering from pneumonia?  I’ve read about a doctor who was treating a patient for...
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A lawyer pun

A lawyer pun
A lawyer pun A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.  Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his to spend a week or two up at this place,...
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27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

QUESTION: Where do deleted characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my computer? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:
27 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty’s address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two online services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back....
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10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
10 Things That Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size. We’d all have to switch to Microsoft gas. The US Government would get subsidies from an automaker first. The oil, alternator, gas and engine warning lights would be...
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10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College

10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College - according to the college students, at least!
10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College – according to the college students, at least! There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison. There are no grades in prison. You don’t need financial aid in prison. In prison, you get to see your family more often....
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Church signs

Church signs
Church signs No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace. Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside! Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here! An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which...
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