One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Politically correct Linux

Politically correct Linux
Politically correct Linux is now finally a reality. The changes are subtle but very important. man pages are now person pages. Due to complaints from allergic people, cat has been replaced by hypoallergenic_domestic_animal. “yes” is a relic from the times men dominated IT and thought that the only...
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Funny movie quotes from The Munsters Revenge

Funny movie quotes from The Munsters Revenge starring Fred Gwynne, Yvonne DeCarlo, Al Lewis, Sid Caesar
Funny movie quotes from The Munsters Revenge starring Fred Gwynne, Yvonne DeCarlo, Al Lewis, Sid Caesar Lily Munster (Yvonne DeCarlo): Everybody’s here except poor Marilyn. Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): You can’t blame them, they don’t want to scare away the customers.
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Funny movie quotes from Wonder Man

Funny movie quotes from Wonder Man, starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Vera-Ellen
Funny movie quotes from Wonder Man, starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Vera-Ellen Funny movie quotes from Wonder Man, a “ghostly” comedy where Danny Kaye’s twin brother uses him to get revenge on his own murderers
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Funny movie quotes from The Inspector General

Funny movie quotes from The Inspector General (1949) starring Danny Kaye
Funny movie quotes from The Inspector General (1949) starring Danny Kaye Kovatch (Alan Hale Jr.): Oh, I love my family, but I’d give my six kids to get rid of my wife. Georgi (Danny Kaye): [singing] Drink to me only wi-ith thine eye-eyes / And I will drink with my nose!...
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