One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Anagrams

An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.
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Science Facts

Science facts
Some Science Facts Science Facts – The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and class room discussions; most were from fifth- and sixth-graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s contention that the “most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and...
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Funny movie quotes about the Battle of the Sexes

Funny movie quotes about the Battle of the Sexes
Funny movie quotes about the Battle of the Sexes [Star reporter Rosalind Russell her publisher/ex-husband Cary Grant that she’s leaving to get married.] Rosalind Russel: [describing her fianceé] He treats me like a woman! Cary Grant: What did I treat you like, a water buffalo? — His Girl...
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Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights

Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly)
Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly) Larry: All for one! Moe: One for all! Curly: I’m for myself. Queen: Where do you come from? Larry: Paris. Curly: Show her the postcards! [gets slapped by Moe] Queen: What were you doing in...
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Virus Warning

The Last Bug
Virus Warning – Bad Times computer virus This just in: NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of “Badtimes,” delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but...
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Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore

Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore Midnight Dreary – Abort, Retry, Ignore — A friend of mine sent the following to me (apologies to Edgar Allan Poe…) – a classic parody of The Raven dealing with … a computer error?
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