When the terrorist tripped and fell in the water …

When the terrorist tripped and fell into the water
While strolling around the harbor this morning about 11:00 a.m., I noticed this character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” when suddenly he slipped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all of the explosives that he was carrying. If...
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One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Ted Nugent’s 9 Reasons Why We Should Thank Barack Obama

Why beer is better than President Obama - the list goes on, and on ... and on ...
 Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary’s presidential aspirations – something no Republican was ever able to do. Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty – no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. Obama is destroying...
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I’m breaking my back putting up a front for you

I'm breaking my back putting up a front for you - song lyrics, as performed by Desi Arnaz on the I Love Lucy episode, The Amateur Hour
I’m breaking my back putting up a front for you – song lyrics, as performed by Desi Arnaz on the I Love Lucy episode, The Amateur Hour I bought a 12 room house, a mountain lodge, a lemon yellow Cadillac, in a blue garage, (chorus) I’ma breaking my back...
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We’ll Build a Bungalow – song lyrics

Singing Under the Bamboo Tree by Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, in the I Love Lucy episode, The Benefit
song lyrics to We’ll Build a Bungalow from the classic I Love Lucy episode, The Benefit – as sung by Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz We’ll build a bungalow, big enough for two Big enough for two (my honey), yes me and you And when we’re married, happy we’ll be Under...
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Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza

Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) – the Stooges are in the Old West, trying to get money to help their girlfriends who are forced to...
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Christian one-liners

Christian One-Liners Don’t let your worries get the best of you. Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. It is easier to...
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Shirley Goodnest and Marcy

Who are Shirley Goodnest and Marcy - and what do they have to do with a mother's prayer? A very sweet (and funny) story about a young kid walking to school
Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe....
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To my Democrat friends

To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of...
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