One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs

Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges Moe: [in bed with Larry and Curly] You suppose that puddin’ head kicked us?Larry: How could he? He’s sound asleep.Curly: [pretending] Soitenly I’m sound asleep.Moe: Then how come your talkin’?Curly: I’m talkin’ in my sleep!
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Heaven or Hell? Campaigning versus voting

Heaven or Hell? The devil is campaigning …
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there...
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Funny movie quotes from The Raven

Movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court
Funny movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court Dr. Craven (Vincent Price): Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, / Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. / While I nodded,...
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How to call the police

How to call the police
George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the...
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Why God never got tenure…

Why God never got tenure...
Because He had only one publication. And it was in Hebrew. And it had no references. And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal. And some even doubt He wrote it himself. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?...
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