One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Funny movie quotes from Double Wedding

Funny movie quotes from Double Wedding - a screwball romantic comedy starring William Powell and Myrna Loy
Funny movie quotes from Double Wedding – a screwball romantic comedy starring William Powell and Myrna Loy Margit Agnew (Myrna Loy): Mr. Lodge, I appeal to you as a gentleman.Charles Lodge (William Powell): No-oh, I’m afraid you’ve got me confused with somebody else. I’m a vagrant.
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Stock Market Report

Today's stock market report
In today’s stock market report: Helium is up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline....
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Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home!

Funny movie quotes from Munster, Go Home! Grandpa (Al Lewis): I always used to think there would always be an England, but now I’m not so sure. Grandpa (Al Lewis): Yeah, we could use some fresh blood in the family. Herman Munster (Fred Gwynne): I want to go...
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A Bridge to Hawaii

Bridge to Hawaii
A Bridge to Hawaii A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Abruptly he shouted out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and the booming voice of the Lord said, “Because you have been faithful to me...
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