When the terrorist tripped and fell in the water …

When the terrorist tripped and fell into the water
While strolling around the harbor this morning about 11:00 a.m., I noticed this character shouting “Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” when suddenly he slipped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all of the explosives that he was carrying. If...
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One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Funny movie quotes from The Great Dictator

Funny movie quotes from The Great Dictator, starring Charlie Chaplin, Paulette Goddard
Funny movie quotes from The Great Dictator, starring Charlie Chaplin, Paulette Goddard You can read the final speech from The Great Dictator, known as “Look Up, Hannah” Commander Shutlz (Reginald Gardiner) : Check the gas. A Jewish Barber (Charlie Chaplin) : I did, it kept me up all night.
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Funny movie quotes from The Invisible Woman

Funny movie quotes from The Invisible Woman, starring Virginia Bruce, Charles Lane, John Barrymore. The third entry in Universal's Invisible Man series of movies was .. an enjoyable comedy!
Funny movie quotes from  The Invisible Woman Funny movie quotes from The Invisible Woman, starring Virginia Bruce, Charles Lane, John Barrymore.  The third entry in Universal’s Invisible Man series of movies was .. an enjoyable comedy!
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Funny movie quotes from Bonnie Scotland

Funny movie quotes for Bonnie Scotland, starring Laurel and Hardy
Funny movie quotes from Bonnie Scotland, starring Laurel and Hardy Bonnie Scotland involves Laurel and Hardy heading to Scotland, where they hope to inherit “Stan MacLaurel’s” inheritance – and end up joining the Scottish Army!
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Ted Nugent’s 9 Reasons Why We Should Thank Barack Obama

Why beer is better than President Obama - the list goes on, and on ... and on ...
 Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary’s presidential aspirations – something no Republican was ever able to do. Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty – no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. Obama is destroying...
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