A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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February 7, 2015 tfraymond
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Funny movie quotes from Three Little Words – a funny, musical biography of the song writers Bert Kalmar (Fred Astaire) and Harry Ruby (Red Skelton)
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March 6, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Lovely to Look At – a funny musical starring Howard Keel, Red Skelton, Ann Miller, … Lovely to Look At is a combination romance, musical, comedy, and fashion show — no, really. It’s the story of three Americans (Al Marsh played by Red Skelton, Tony Naylor played...
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March 5, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): No, he ain’t no college professor, he’s a knife thrower! Hap Hixby (Red Skelton): Don’t leave now, you’re missing the best part!Maisie Ravier (Ann Sothern): Am I?...
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March 1, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where s your ticket?Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment,...
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February 21, 2021 user
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Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man, a very funny Red Skelton comedy, where he plays an accident-prone man who gets mixed up in a murder!
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February 21, 2021 user
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Funny Movie Quotes from L’il Abner (1959) Mammy Yoakum (Billie Hayes): I has spoken. Daisy Mae (Leslie Parrish): Why it’s the Bar Harbor Scraggs.Romeo Scragg (Robert Strauss): Yeah, they’ve been barred from every harbor in the country.
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February 17, 2021 user
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Stick Out Your Tongue – a funny series of jokes between Red Skelton and Reginald Denny, on the Red Skelton Show season 4. Reggie is convinced that Red’s under the weather, and simply wants him to stick out his tongue …
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February 8, 2021 user
Funny TV quotes
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Airline Rage – Proof that ‘He how controls his tongue is better than he that takes a city’
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February 6, 2021 user
Airplane jokes
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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
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January 13, 2021 user
Political jokes
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, only to have their conversation continually interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After a while, the doctor, exasperated, asked the lawyer, “What do you do to prevent people for asking you for legal advice...
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December 18, 2020 user
Doctor jokes, Lawyer jokes
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