Funny Tombstone Messages
Typically, the carvings on a grave marker give the deceased’s name, birth date, and death date. But sometimes they leave a funny tombstone message as well!
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Alexander Woolcott quotes
Alexander Woolcott quotes – snarky theater critic and writer. Even if you don’t recognize his name, you’ll definitely recognize one of his quotes below. Enjoy!
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Clues that you may be a redneck …
Clues that you may be a redneck … with appropriate apologies to Jeff Foxworthy …
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Quotes about women
Quotes about women – Very funny, and all-too-often true, quotes about women, from a variety of sources
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Ozman’s Laws
Ozman’s Laws – something like Murphy’s Law, only more in a business setting. Except for the one about pizza! That’s true everyplace! Enjoy!
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The only way to keep your health
The only way to keep your health – a Mark Twain quote
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The difference between a misfortune and a calamity
The difference between a misfortune and a calamity – Is it just me, or do I get the feeling that Disraeli didn’t like Gladstone all that much?
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Quit shooting off your mouth
Quit shooting off your mouth – From the Abbott and Costello radio show, circa 1940-ish Lou Costello: Do you brush your teeth with gunpowder? Sid Fields: No. Lou Costello: Then quit shooting off your mouth!
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All progress depends on the unreasonable man
All progress depends on the unreasonable man – An excellent quote from George Bernard Shaw, on the nature of progress …
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Albert Einstein describes radio
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you...
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