Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges Moe: [in bed with Larry and Curly] You suppose that puddin’ head kicked us?Larry: How could he? He’s sound asleep.Curly: [pretending] Soitenly I’m sound asleep.Moe: Then how come your talkin’?Curly: I’m talkin’ in my sleep!
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October 25, 2020 user
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While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there...
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October 18, 2020 user
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Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man Lou Francis (Lou Costello): [about graduating from the detective school] This is the thing that ever happened to me, how did I ever graduate?Bud Alexander (Bud Abbott): [whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
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October 17, 2020 user
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Funny movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court Dr. Craven (Vincent Price): Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, / Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. / While I nodded,...
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October 16, 2020 user
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George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the...
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October 11, 2020 user
Police jokes
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Because He had only one publication. And it was in Hebrew. And it had no references. And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal. And some even doubt He wrote it himself. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?...
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October 10, 2020 user
Church and God jokes
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At little Geoffrey’s first Sunday school class, they talked about the absolute power of God. Geoffrey was having a hard time conceiving this, so he asked his mother about it.
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October 7, 2020 user
Church and God jokes, Kid jokes
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They live here. You don’t. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture (that’s why they call it “fur”niture.) To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly....
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October 6, 2020 user
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Funny movie quotes from The Story of Vernon and Irene Castle (1939) starring Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Walter Brennan. A sweet, biographical story with more than a little bit of humor.
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October 4, 2020 user
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Bye Bye Birdie is a musical, with the songs held together by a fairly funny story — actually, two or three stories that are interwoven together. It stars Dick Van Dyke as Albert, an unsuccessful songwriter who wants to be a successful chemist, but who is pressured...
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October 3, 2020 user
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