Funeral for the author of the Hokey Pokey
Funeral for the author of the Hokey Pokey – what could possibly go wrong? Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey,” died peacefully at the age of 83.
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Funny movie quotes from Justice League
Funny movie quotes from Justice League – the 2017 action film from the DC Extended Universe Arthur Curry: Honestly… I think we’re gonna be dead way before that. And you know what? I don’t mind. It’s an honorable end. But we’ve gotta shut Steppenwolf down. Superman’s a no-show....
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Funny movie quotes from Cold Turkey [Dick Van Dyke]
Funny movie quotes from Cold Turkey, starring Dick Van Dyke, Funny movie quotes from Cold Turkey. What happens when an entire town promises to give up smoking for 30 days?
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Funny quotes from The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman [The Abbott and Costello Show]
Funny quotes from The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman, a funny episode of The Abbott and Costello Show Bud Abbott: Lou, what I want to know is, why is it every day I see you looking in that department store window?Lou Costello: I’ll tell you, Abbott. Inside that beautiful department...
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Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time
Funny movie quotes from Having Wonderful Time, starring Ginger Rogers, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Lucille Ball, Red Skelton At the office Frances (Dorothy Tree): Aren’t you lucky. The nearest I’ll get to a vacation this year is a far away look in my eye.
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Farmer’s first airplane ride
At the county fair, a pilot offered to fly anyone in his old, open cockpit plane for $50. One farmer and his wife, who had never been up in a plane, wanted to take a ride but the price was too high. “Come on,” said the pilot. “If...
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Explosion at the gunpowder factory
There was a terrific explosion at the gunpowder factory. And, once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins.
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Frozen apple juice [pun alert]
So over the holiday, while visiting my mom, she asked me to run and pick up some groceries she had on her shopping list. So of course, I pack up my kids and we are off to the store. As I am perusing the juice aisle, my daughter...
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Church Bulletin Bloopers
Church Bulletin Bloopers – Actual bloopers from church bulletins. All names have been changed to John or Jane Doe to protect the innocent.
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How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Internet
How to know when your young child has been spending too much time on the Internet – true story, from many years ago How do you know when your child has been spending too much time on the computer? My six-year-old son, Jack, recently informed his mother that...
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