Funny movie quotes from The Croods: A New Age
Funny movie quotes from The Croods: A New Age – the sequel where the Crood family meets the Bettermans. Who think they’re more highly advanced, and superior …
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Quotes from The Three Doctors
Quotes from The Three Doctors – Doctor Who season 10 I’m a fan of the BBC series Doctor Who, and The Three Doctors is the first time that three different incarnations of the time-traveling Doctor worked together. And two of “him” don’t quite get along …
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Funny movie quotes from 3 Ring Circus
Funny movie quotes from 3 Ring Circus, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Joanne Dru Jerry Hotchkiss (Jerry Lewis): Why don’t you come to the circus with me, Pete. You can get a job there too.Pete Nelson (Dean Martin): Tell you the truth, I was thinkin’...
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Grizzly bear joke [Red Skelton Show]
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Red Skelton told the story of his young son Richard, supposedly meeting a grizzly bear while on vacation. From The Red Skelton Show episode, Willie Comes Home.
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Funny movie quotes from How High is Up?
Funny movie quotes from How High is Up? (1940) starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) Moe Howard: Hey, chucklehead! Did you get the tools?Larry Fine: What tools?Moe Howard: The tools we’ve been using for the last ten years!Larry Fine: Oh, those tools!
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Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs
Funny movie quotes from Movie Maniacs starring the Three Stooges Moe: [in bed with Larry and Curly] You suppose that puddin’ head kicked us?Larry: How could he? He’s sound asleep.Curly: [pretending] Soitenly I’m sound asleep.Moe: Then how come your talkin’?Curly: I’m talkin’ in my sleep!
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Heaven or Hell? Campaigning versus voting
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there...
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Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man
Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man Lou Francis (Lou Costello): [about graduating from the detective school] This is the thing that ever happened to me, how did I ever graduate?Bud Alexander (Bud Abbott): [whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
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Funny movie quotes from The Raven
Funny movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court Dr. Craven (Vincent Price): Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, / Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore. / While I nodded,...
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How to call the police
George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the...
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