Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show I saw a guy wrapped up in about a thousand yards of bandages. I asked him, “Are you an Egyptian Mummy?” He replied, “No, a California Pedestrian!” (Here Comes the Bribe)
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Medical residents at the costume party – An atrocious pun about the medical students’ Halloween costume! Enjoy!
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Are you the person who left your broom behind? Enjoy the Halloween joke!
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. Kurt Vonnegut Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. Richard H. Barham Where there is no imagination there is no horror. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below. Theodosia...
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Dressed as an IRS agent for Halloween – IRS agent? A costume *far* too scary for Trick or Treat!
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Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating – Are you *ever* too old for Trick or Treat? Apparently so!
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