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Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty

Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty
Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Hey Carlos, did you learn this song I wrote for Miss Brooks? Carlos Ramirez: Si, si. Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Oh, now she €™ll be here in a couple of minutes, and when you sing, put your heart...
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Funny movie quotes from Sailor Beware

Sailor Beware, starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
Funny movie quotes from Sailor Beware, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis Melvin Jones (Jerry Lewis): I’ve never been kissed! Even my own mother didn’t have the nerve. Al Crowthers (Dean Martin): That figures.
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Funny movie quotes from Twice Two

Funny movie quotes from Twice Two - Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel playing dual roles as themselves and each others wives
Funny movie quotes from Twice Two starring Laurel and Hardy Funny movie quotes from Twice Two with Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, playing themselves and each other’s wives, celebrating their one-year anniversary — and ending with a large fight!
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Funny movie quotes from Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo

Funny movie quotes from Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, starring Dean Jones, Don Knotts
Funny movie quotes for Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, starring Dean Jones, Don Knotts [as Herbie is driving dangerously to impress a female car] Jim Douglas (Dean Jones): Herbie, you can get us disqualified! Wheely Applegate (Don Knotts): You can get us killed! [In the final stage of the race,...
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Funny movie quotes from Miss Grant takes Richmond

Funny movie quotes from Miss Grant Takes Richmond
Funny movie quotes from Miss Grant Takes Richmond In Miss Grant takes Richmond, Dick Richmond (William Holden) is a sharp bookmaker whose unproductive real estate office is a cover for his gambling operation. Unaware of his real line of work, eager but incompetent Ellen Grant (Lucille Ball) signs on as Dick’s...
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