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Funny movie quotes from The Toy

Funny movie quotes from The Toy (1982) starring Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason, Ned Beatty
Funny movie quotes from The Toy (1982) starring Richard Pryor, Jackie Gleason, Ned Beatty Jack Brown (Richard Pryor): I’m writing a book. Writing a book is a job. Stanley: No, writing a book is a cop out. Jack Brown (Richard Pryor): For 18 months I’ve been trying to get a...
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Funny movie quotes from Horror Express

Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas
Funny movie quotes from Horror Express, starring Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Telly Savalas Horror Express is a very serious, very good horror movie — but even so, it has some moments of humor. Enjoy them,! Movie quotes from  Horror Express Inspector Mirov (Julio Peña): The two of you...
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Funny movie quotes from High Society

Funny movie quotes from High Society
Funny movie quotes from High Society (1956), starring Bing Crosby, Grace Kelly, Frank Sinatra Mike: Don’t dig that kind of crooning, chum. Dexter: You must be one of the newer fellows. Mike: [Dexter is carrying a morning-after-the-night-before drink for Sam] Is that for me? Dexter: It’s for Sam,...
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Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty

Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty
Funny movie quotes from Bathing Beauty Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Hey Carlos, did you learn this song I wrote for Miss Brooks? Carlos Ramirez: Si, si. Steve Elliot (Red Skelton): Oh, now she €™ll be here in a couple of minutes, and when you sing, put your heart...
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Funny movie quotes from Sailor Beware

Sailor Beware, starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
Funny movie quotes from Sailor Beware, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis Melvin Jones (Jerry Lewis): I’ve never been kissed! Even my own mother didn’t have the nerve. Al Crowthers (Dean Martin): That figures.
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