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Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights

Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly)
Funny movie quotes from Restless Knights, starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly) Larry: All for one! Moe: One for all! Curly: I’m for myself. Queen: Where do you come from? Larry: Paris. Curly: Show her the postcards! [gets slapped by Moe] Queen: What were you doing in...
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Funny movie quotes from Pardon My Clutch

Funny movie quotes from Pardon My Clutch starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard)
Funny movie quotes from Pardon My Clutch starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard) Moe: Don’t worry about everything. Anything will be okay. Moe: He’s sleeping like a baby.  It’s a shame to disturb him. Larry: But he’s got to take his second pill so he...
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Funny movie quotes from Gents Without Cents

Funny movie quotes from Gents without Cents starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Gents without Cents starring the Three Stooges Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet, I’ll handle this. I’ll break their necks, I’ll bash their noses in.  And if there’s a big, muscular guy in there … you handle him. Curly (Curly Howard): Nyaah!
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Funny movie quotes from The Time of their Lives

The Time of their Lives, starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Marjorie Reynolds
Funny movie quotes from The Time of their Lives, starring Abbott and Costello Horatio Prim (Lou Costello): [having been startled by Mildred] You nearly scared the life out of me! Horatio Prim: Melody! It’s Cuthbert! He’s still alive! Melody: How can that be? Horatio: I don’t know. They say...
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Funny movie quotes from The Chimp

Funny movie quotes from The Chimp, Laurel and Hardy, short film, where Stan and Ollie try to smuggle the circus gorilla into their boarding house - co-starring James Finlayson and Billy Gilbert
Funny movie quotes from The Chimp, Laurel and Hardy,  short film, where Stan and Ollie try to smuggle the circus gorilla into their boarding house – co-starring James Finlayson and Billy Gilbert
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Funny movie quotes from Scram!

Funny movie quotes from Scram!
Funny movie quotes from Scram! A very funny Laurel and Hardy short film, where a judge gives Stan and Ollie and hour to leave town … only for them to accidentally sneak into his house!
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Funny movie quotes from The Devil’s Brother

Funny movie quotes from The Devil’s Brother, starring Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
Funny movie quotes from The Devil’s Brother, a Laurel and Hardy film, where Stan and Ollie decide to to try the “easy life” of being bandits, rob the wrong person, nearly get hung, and become the henchmen of the famous highway robber, The Devil’s Brother.
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