It only costs half a dollar — you really can’t blame the little boy … A little boy received a dollar bill for his birthday. The following day, he walked to a candy store up the street. He chose the candy that he wanted, and went to the...
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June 22, 2020 user
Kid jokes
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computer room sign – (a sign I’ve seen posted in numerous computer rooms, typically at college campus — enjoy) ### ## #### # # ##### # # # # #### ### # # # # # # # # # ## # # # ### # # #...
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June 21, 2020 user
Computer jokes
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Computer gender – are computers male or female? A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
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June 20, 2020 user
Computer jokes
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College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version – take with a grain of salt & enjoy the joke!
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June 18, 2020 user
School jokes
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Church Dictionary — that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means … enjoy the jokes!
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June 14, 2020 user
Church and God jokes
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Sentences which actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a service
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June 12, 2020 user
Church and God jokes
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In The Red Skelton Show episode, A Taste of Money, Red Skelton‘s con man character San Fernando Red tries to scam a rich widow … by pretending to be her long-lost son. [Ruby’s husband needs an operation.]Ruby (Allison McKay): Twenty years ago, my husband swallowed a fifty cent...
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June 11, 2020 user
Funny TV quotes
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Jokes from The Red Skelton Show episode, Here Comes the Bribe Red Skelton‘s cowboy character, Sheriff Deadeye, is running for re-election in Here Comes the Bribe … Corruption? What corruption? Pretty girl: How are you going to get re-elected this year, Deadeye?Deadeye: By kissing babies and giving them...
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June 10, 2020 user
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Funny movie quotes from Iron Man 2, starring Robert Downey Jr., Mickey Rourke, Don Cheadle, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sam Rockwell, Scarlett Johansson [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display] Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson): Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you...
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June 10, 2020 user
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Child’s report on childbirth – proof once again on why “little white lies” backfire – enjoy! A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents “how was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “the stork brought you to us.”
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June 9, 2020 user
Kid jokes
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