Change Your Course – is it a battle of wills … or won’ts? One night the captain of a tanker saw a light dead ahead. He directed his signalman to flash a signal to the light which went “Change course 10 degrees South.” The reply was quickly flashed...
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Can you read and write? As Red Skelton used to joke, I can write better than I can read, but this reading’s wrote rotten! “Tommy, can you read and write?” The woman asked. “Well, I can write,” he replied, “but I can’t read too well.”
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Butcher and the price of beef – a funny story about a customer haggling with her butcher over price Customer: What’s the price of your ground beef? Butcher: $2.00 per pound. Customer: Two dollars per pound! but the butcher down the street sells it for $1.50 per pound!
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Alexander Woolcott quotes – snarky theater critic and writer. Even if you don’t recognize his name, you’ll definitely recognize one of his quotes below. Enjoy!
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