String pun
String pun – A horrendous pun, with the different between a piece of string and a knot
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I got a cold for Christmas
I got a cold for Christmas – song lyrics to “I got a cold for Christmas” as sung by the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Joe DeRita) (from the album, Christmas Time with the Three Stooges)
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Christmas Fruit cake Recipe
Christmas Fruit cake Recipe – Frankly, I always suspected that this is how they made fruitcake … Ingredients Needed: ————- 4 Oz. Fruit Bits 1 Railroad Tie Wood Saw Large Rubber Mallot Safety Goggles WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES. (Children: Get help from an adult!) Cut a one-foot section from...
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12 Days of Christmas Memo
12 Days of Christmas Memo | Santa Claus – I know that corporate downsizing is inevitable in American business … but at the North Pole? 12 Days of Christmas CORPORATE MEMO To: All StaffDate: December 1Subject: New “Twelve Days of Christmas” Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the...
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Coming home for Christmas
Coming home for Christmas – How can a father telling his adult son that he’s planning to get a divorce lead to a happy and funny Christmas punchline? Read on and find out! An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your...
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Christmas string
One Christmas Eve, when all the presents had been wrapped, there were just three pieces of string left. “You know, we’ll probably just be thrown on the fire,” String Number 1 said. “Or in the garbage!” String Number 2 moaned. “We can’t have that!” String Number 3 cried. “So...
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall
‘Yet another parody of Clement Moore’s ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’ – but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two verses Twas the night before Christmas,and all through the mall,Not a creature was idle,shoppers least of all; The merchandise was placed in the windows...
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Twas the night before Christmas – clown version
poetry – ‘Twas the night before Christmas – a clown version T’was the night before Christmasand all through our townsThe birthday King has summoned His clowns Clowns to bring joy in the midst of the night,Clowns to share happiness for children’s delight. With strange colored hair,and size seventeen...
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Tis not the season
Tis not the season – A parody of Deck the Halls talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about – suitable for clown skits (To the tune of “Deck The Halls”) ‘Tis the season to be greedy!Fa la la la la, La la la...
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Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake
Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake – An Irish folk tune full of Irish wit! Here’s a funny musical comedy experience with optional hatchet, saw and dramatic vocals.
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