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Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas – And you thought you could tell Republicans from Democrats by how they vote. Not so! Just observe how they act during the holidays…… Republican say “Merry Christmas!”Democrats say “Happy Holidays!” Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending $50 to the...
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May 29, 2013 user
Christmas jokes, Political jokes
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Is Santa Claus a Time Lord? I have figured out how you can explain Santa Claus to your children. Clearly, Santa is a Time Lord from Gallifrey, like Doctor Who. Here are my solutions to the most common objections: 1) How does he fit all the toys in...
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May 25, 2013 user
Christmas jokes
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Christmas Cookie Rules – Isn’t it amazing how we can avoid calories from Christmas cookies with … creative … rules!
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December 13, 2012 user
Christmas jokes
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Revised Tale of Bethlehem – A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and...
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November 30, 2012 user
Christmas jokes, Clown jokes
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Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye Phil Davis (Danny Kaye): When what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left.
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November 27, 2012 user
Funny movie quotes
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Buying Christmas gifts for men Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.
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December 22, 2008 user
Christmas jokes, War of the Sexes jokes
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Recipe for Tequila Christmas cookies – Under no circumstances should you actually try to follow the recipe! Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2...
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December 16, 2008 user
Christmas jokes
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Uses For Christmas Fruitcake Some very inventive uses for fruitcake. Hey, it beats having to eat it!
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December 14, 2008 user
Christmas jokes
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged – A politically incorrect, very funny list of … updated … Christmas Carols for those who are psychiatric. Adrian Monk would LOL … out loud.
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December 8, 2008 user
Christmas jokes
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It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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December 11, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Thanksgiving jokes
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