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Revised Tale of Bethlehem

Revised Tale of Bethlehem - A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement
Revised Tale of Bethlehem – A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a Son and...
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Funny movie quotes from White Christmas

Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye
Funny movie quotes from White Christmas, with many funny lines between Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye Phil Davis (Danny Kaye): When what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting, whatever it is you’ve got left.
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Recipe for Tequila Christmas cookies

Recipe for Tequila Christmas cookies - Under no circumstances should you actually try to follow the recipe!
Recipe for Tequila Christmas cookies – Under no circumstances should you actually try to follow the recipe! Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2...
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Last Minute Turkey

Last Minute Turkey
It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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