Why Jesus is better than Santa Claus
A cute, funny, and true listing of why Jesus is better than Santa Claus
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Darth Vader Christmas pun
Darth Vader Christmas pun – Darth Vader in a Christmas joke? A groaner of a pun as well! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
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pajamas as a Christmas gift
During the shopping rush of the Christmas season, a girl was shopping for a Christmas gift for her brother. She found a very attractive pair of pajamas, and finally managed to find a sales clerk to find out the price.
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Twas the month before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas A parody of Clement Moore’s famous poem, ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’, with a very serious point about American culture run amok
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Christmas Eve watchdog
Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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The Red Wagon
The Red Wagon – A funny, and cute, joke about the power of prayer … and how a promise is a promise!
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Female reindeer
Female reindeer – A slightly sexist joke, but still funny! (Sexist reindeer? Who knew?)
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I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is a Christmas novelty song written by John Rox and performed by Gayla Peevey in 1953.
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Santa knock knock jokes
Santa knock knock jokes – enjoy the puns! Knock knock Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa. Knock knock Who’s there? Holly Holly who? Holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who. Yule be sorry...
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To my Democrat friends
To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of...
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