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pajamas as a Christmas gift

During the shopping rush of the Christmas season, a girl was shopping for a Christmas gift for her brother.  She found a very attractive pair of pajamas, and finally managed to find a sales clerk to find out the price.
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Christmas Eve watchdog

Christmas Eve watchdog – what a good dog! Tonight’s my first night as a watchdog, And here it is Christmas Eve. The children are sleeping all cozy upstairs, While I’m guarding the stockings and tree.
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Santa knock knock jokes

Santa knock knock jokes – enjoy the puns! Knock knock Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me wrap this present for Santa. Knock knock Who’s there? Holly Holly who? Holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa.  Knock knock.  Who’s there?  Yule.  Yule who. Yule be sorry...
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To my Democrat friends

Republicans versus Democrats on celebrating Christmas
To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of...
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