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Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk

Abbott and Costello meet a ferocious skunk From Abbott and Costello‘s radio show, April 28, 1948) Lou Costello: I was walking through the woods, and a ferocious skunk attacked me. Bud Abbott: Well, you’re more than a match for a skunk. Did you let him have it? Lou...
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What is Murphy’s Law?

What is Murphy’s Law? Anything that can go wrong will! What is Cole’s Law? The punchline! Enjoy the joke! Clown 1: What is Murphy’s Law? Clown 2: “Anything that can go wrong, will.” Clown 1: Good. And what is Segal’s law?
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What do you call cold tea?

What do you call cold tea? – a build-up to a funny joke! enjoy! Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold tea?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced tea.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold coffee?’€ Clown 2: ‘€œIced coffee.’€ Clown 1: ‘€œWhat do you call cold ink?’€ Clown 2:...
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How tired was he?

How tired was he? About this tired … Person 1: You wouldn’€™t believe how tired my friend was. Person 2: Sure, I would. Person 1: No, you wouldn’€™t Person 2: Try me. Person 1: My friend was so tired, he fell asleep during his nap!  
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