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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Funny movies quotes from Pick a Star - a Jack Haley/Patsy Kelly romantic comedy. Laurel and Hardy, and several other Hal Roach Studio actors, make short appearances.

Funny movie quotes from Pick a Star

Fox (Flip Wilson), Pinocchio (Sandy Duncan), Cat (Liz Torres)

Funny movie quotes from Pinocchio (1976)

Funny Tombstone Messages

Funny Tombstone Messages

Rabbit Dad Jokes - a series of groaner puns, each slightly worse that the one before it, dealing with bunny rabbits! Enjoy!

Rabbit Dad Jokes

Funny movie quotes from A Missed Fortune

Funny movie quotes from A Missed Fortune

Funny quotes from Neptune's Daughter starring Esther Williams, Red Skelton, Ricardo Montalban, Betty Garrett

Funny quotes from Neptune’s Daughter

Funny movie quotes from Batman & Robin - a bad movie with a lot of funny lines. Or is that punny lines? Enjoy!

Funny movie quotes from Batman & Robin

Funny movie quotes from The Aristocats - starring Phil Harris, Eva Gabor

Funny movie quotes from The Aristocats

The politician's opponent has called him a liar

Joe Biden’s Lie of the Day July 2023

Funny movie quotes from Africa Screams, starring Abbott and Costello

Funny movie quotes from Africa Screams