Funny movie quotes from Studio Stooges, starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from Studio Stoops – where the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Shemp) try to be PR men, who come up with the “stunt” of their movie star being kidnapped – only for real crooks to do it, and blame the Stooges!
Moe (Moe Howard): Do I look like a termite? [pause] Don’t answer that!
Reporter: I’m Brown, from The Sun
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Aw, that’s too bad, are you peeling?
Shemp (Shemp Howard): Keep your chin up; mine are down to my knees.
Larry (Larry Fine): Here’s yours. [handing Moe a gun]
Moe (Moe Howard): Careful with that! Where’d you get it, anyway.
Larry (Larry Fine): The same place I got the money … from the studio. There was a room there marked ‘Property’, but it didn’t say whose.
Moe (Moe Howard): Well, finders keepers.
The kidnapping becomes real
Gangster [To Shemp]: Who are you?
Shemp [grabbing sand from a ashtray and throwing it in his eyes]: I’m the sandman!
[Christine McIntyre is untying Larry and Moe, removes Larry’s gag]
Moe (Moe Howard): Mmph mmph mmph!
Christine McIntyre: What did he say?
Larry (Larry Fine): He said, ‘Mmph mmph mmph!’
Christine McIntyre: Oh.
[thinking that Shemp has fallen to his death off a window ledge]
Moe (Moe Howard): Poor Shemp!
Larry (Larry Fine): And he had his good suit on, too.
Larry (Larry Fine): Gee, that Shemp was a swell guy.
Moe (Moe Howard): I’ll never forgive myself for pushing him around.
[Realizing that Shemp’s alive, hanging outside the window]
Moe (Moe Howard): Keep a stiff upper plate, kid!
Moe (Moe Howard): You get a rope that’ll reach to the 10th floor and step on it.
Larry (Larry Fine): Hey, you better bolt that door in case our adversaries come back.
Moe (Moe Howard): Good idea. ‘Adversaries?’
Larry (Larry Fine): Yeah!
Moe (Moe Howard): Since when did you get so smart?
Larry (Larry Fine): Oh, I’ve been smart all the time, only you didn’t know it. Say, when I come back, I’ll give you the password.
Moe (Moe Howard): Brilliant! What’ll it be?
Larry (Larry Fine): [Whispering] Open the door.
Moe (Moe Howard): [Slaps Larry]
[Upddated August 23, 2022]
