Bill Clinton dreams of the gates of Heaven – So, what will happen when Bill Clinton approaches the heavenly gates? One night, former president Bill Clinton dreamed that he had died, and approached the Pearly Gates of Heaven. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. “Who goes there?”...
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February 3, 2016 user
Bill Clinton jokes, Celebrity jokes
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Hellmann’s mayonnaise and the Titanic – What does Hellman’s mayonnaise have to do with the Mexican celebration of May 5th?
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February 2, 2016 user
Puns
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Happy Groundhog Day – Sometimes, it pays for a husband to look at the calendar …
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February 2, 2016 user
Groundhog Day jokes, Marriage jokes
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Funny movie quotes for Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Richard Deacon, Marie Windsor
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February 2, 2016 user
Funny movie quotes
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Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza – starring the Three Stooges From the Three Stooges short film, “Yes, We Have No Bonanza”, where Moe, Larry and Curly need to raise money to help their sweethearts’ father get out of debt to the villain, who’s robbed...
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February 2, 2016 user
Funny movie quotes
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Liberal letter to the editor – An actual letter to the editor of the Carteret County News-Times, verified by Snopes.com – you can’t make something this stupid (and funny) up!
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February 1, 2016 user
Political jokes
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Funny movie quotes from Beer and Pretzels starring Ted Healy and the Three Stooges
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February 1, 2016 user
Funny movie quotes
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Flying on the first fully-automated airplane The sort of announcement that you don’t hope to hear from the on-board computer on a commercial airplane flight.
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February 1, 2016 user
Airplane jokes
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