Shirley Goodnest and Marcy … and walking to school A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe....
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December 29, 2016 user
Church and God jokes, Kid jokes
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To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of...
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December 26, 2016 user
Political jokes
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I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I...
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December 22, 2016 user
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Skinny dipping in the pond Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm with a big pond in the backyard for several years. The pond was properly shaped for swimming. He fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and citrus trees. One evening the...
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December 12, 2016 user
Farm jokes
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Funny movie quotes from March of the Wooden Soldiers, starring Laurel and Hardy (also known as Babes in Toyland)
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December 1, 2016 user
Funny movie quotes
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Frosty the Snowman quotes – funny lines from the classic Rankin-Bass children’s animated classic
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November 26, 2016 user
Funny TV quotes
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Funny movie quotes from Bean the movie Funny movie quotes from Bean the first movie starring Rowan Atkinson as his famous clown character, Mr. Bean.
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November 13, 2016 user
Funny movie quotes
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Top ten songs after Hillary Clinton’s defeat – a post-election song list Who’s Sorry Now? I Wanna Be Loved by You After the Ball is Over I’ll Be Hard to Handle You’re Devastating If I Only Had a Heart That’s What You Jolly Well Get We’re Staying Home...
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November 9, 2016 user
Hillary Clinton jokes, Uncategorized
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Top 10 movie titles that describe the election – 2016 edition Since this election season has been more raucous than most, here’s a list of the top 10 movie titles to describe this election season: Dementia 13 Apocalypse Now Catch Me If You Can Despicable Me Doom Dumb...
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November 8, 2016 user
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Funny movie quotes from Violent is the Word for Curly – the Three Stooges short film famous for their singing of Swinging the Alphabet
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November 5, 2016 user
Funny movie quotes
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