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Red Skelton jokes about marriage – from Red’s TV show, a collection of jokes by Red, his henpecked character George Appleby & others Sheriff Deadeye (Red Skelton): This calls for a celebration! How about a Zsa Zsa Gabor cocktail?Saloon gal (Pat Priest): [imitating Zsa Zsa] Darling, a Zsa...
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October 4, 2024 user
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After the big fight – All married couples have fights on occasion — what’s important is how the fight ends…
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January 31, 2020 user
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A gentleman was waiting at the bus stop, waiting to go home at the end of the day. Another man walks up to him and asks him if he would give him the time. Strangely, the first man totally ignores the request. After a brief pause, the second...
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November 22, 2019 user
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Late night lecture – Isn’t it strange how many men attend this same lecture?
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November 6, 2018 user
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Who’s going to tie my bow tie? The wrong question for the henpecked husband to ask his domineering wife … possibly his last question! Enjoy! A henpecked husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” the doctor said....
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November 1, 2018 user
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How do you prefer your rice? – Boiled? Fried? or … something else? Just ask this long-waiting girlfriend …
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July 12, 2018 user
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Man Rules – At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down…Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I gotta admit, they’re pretty good.)
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May 12, 2018 user
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1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by children) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No...
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September 29, 2016 user
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Child asks why wedding dresses are white A very cute (and funny) joke, proving once again that kids say the darndest things – why is the bride’s wedding dress white?
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May 3, 2016 user
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Will you remarry?This joke is proof that you should never, ever discuss with your spouse the possibility of remarriage after the death of that spouse. Ever.
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May 2, 2016 user
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