Hazelnut daiquiri

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached,...
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Come to the USA lyrics

Come to the U.S.A. lyrics, by Ray Stevens
Come to the U.S.A. lyrics, by Ray Stevens If you thinkin’ about illegal immigration Be careful when you’re choosin’ the nation ‘Cause breakin’ the law in some countries is frowned upon. Imagine that. Sneak into China and they’ll call you a spy And ship you to Mongolia till...
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