Punctuate the following sentence

What did he find in the family Bible? It's amazing what you can find when you look in the Bible ... not what he expected!
Punctuate the following sentence – It’s amazing how different punctuation can totally change the meaning of a simple sentence — especially the way the men punctuate differently from the women
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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery

Doctor, Doctor Christmas Jokes
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery – and we hope you never do! Oops! Come back with that! Bad dog! Hand me that … uh … that uh … Nurse, what do they call that pointed thingy again? Dang, there go the lights again. Wow!  I...
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Verdict or Sentence?

Funny quotes about doctors - Quotes by various people (including Walter Matthau, Groucho Marx, and Steve Martin) on doctors and medicine.
Verdict or sentence? When the man asks his doctor for a verdict … enjoy! The patient asked, “Well, doctor, now that you’ve given me a complete physical, what’s the verdict?” The doctor replied, “Well, the bad news is:
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Funny movie quotes from Sailor Beware

Sailor Beware, starring Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis
Funny movie quotes from Sailor Beware, starring Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis Melvin Jones (Jerry Lewis): I’ve never been kissed! Even my own mother didn’t have the nerve. Al Crowthers (Dean Martin): That figures.
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The New Salesman

Fishing on the lake in a rented boat – What happens when two foolish fishermen find a good fishing spot … and decide to mark the spot.
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the...
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