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At the emergency room again

Well, I’m at the emergency room AGAIN!! 😩

Today was not a good day. I decided to go horse back riding. Hadn’t been since I was MUCH younger ! It turned out to be a huge mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. The horse made a sudden jerk and rared up, and I couldn’t hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me. It wouldn’t stop.

Thank goodness the manager of Walmart came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters so I wouldn’t attempt to drive the Batmobile.

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