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Funny movie quotes from Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

Gunfight at the O.K. Corral – a very serious western, with a lot of verbal humor! Enjoy!

Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: Want a gun hand? 
Wyatt Earp: You? No, thanks. 
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: I do handle them pretty well. The only trouble is, those best able to testify to my aim aren’t around for comment. 

Wyatt Earp: We’d like you to come to the wedding, Doc, – if it doesn’t interfere with your poker.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: I’m not good at weddings – only funerals. Deal me out.

Wyatt Earp: Hold up your right hand. Do you solemnly swear to uphold… oh, this is ridiculous. You’re deputized. Grab some gear, I’ll get the horses.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: Wait a minute, don’t I get to wear a tin star?
Wyatt Earp: Not on your life!

Wyatt Earp: There’s a stage for Abilene in the morning. I want you to be on it.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: Can’t. The marshal of Abilene sent me here.

Billy Clanton: I don’t know why I get into gunfights. I guess sometimes I just get lonely.

Charles Bassett: Doc, what are you doing up this time of day? It’s only three o’clock.
Dr. John ‘Doc’ Holliday: I’m on a health bender.

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