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Superman’s x-ray vision – So, where *does* Superman’s x-ray vision come from?
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April 23, 2015 user
Puns, Superhero Jokes, Superman jokes
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Louie: What’s this? Latka: It’s a kebble. Louie: What’s a kebble?
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September 29, 2014 user
Puns
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Hawkeye: Sulfa…where’s the sulfa? Margaret: The sulfa’s in the living room.
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September 27, 2014 user
Puns
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Have a scar? The clown just had his appendix removed … Clown 1: I just had my appendix removed. Clown 2: Have a scar?
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February 12, 2014 user
Clown jokes, Puns
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The clown and the can of frozen juice – a very punny joke! Enjoy!
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April 7, 2011 user
Clown jokes, Puns
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The Zoo Keeper – A Christmas pun – a shaggy dog story that I hope that you enjoy This is the tale of the Crist family who worked at a zoo. Each year they claimed to be able to predict the overall mood of the year by watching the...
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June 7, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Puns
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Meretricious! An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac Asimov The late science fiction writer, Isaac Asimov, told this story: Once Horace Gold [my editor] went too far. He rejected a story of mine which he called ‘meretricious.’ The word is from the Latin meretrix,...
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June 2, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Puns
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Buying a Barbie Doll? Why is the gentleman, who has no children, nieces or nephews, in line to buy a Barbie doll? An atrocious pun for the punch line!
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May 12, 2007 user
Puns
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A Santa Claus Pun – A pun that’s truly atrocious – a ‘groaner’ as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well. As you know, it is...
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May 10, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Puns
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