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A Santa Claus Pun

A Santa Claus Pun – A pun that’s truly atrocious – a ‘groaner’ as we call them around here, dealing with Santa Claus and his reindeer. It put a smile on my face, and I hope it puts a smile on yours as well.

As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve so no one will know they are there.  One Christmas Eve Santa Claus landed on a rooftop and suddenly he heard a very loud, ‘€œSnort sniff honk honk snort!’€ coming from one of his reindeer.  Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn’€™t know which one it was.  It happened again, only louder this time.  ‘€œSnort sniff honk honk snort!’€

Dogs in the neighborhood began to bark.  ‘€œShhh!’€ Santa hissed.  ‘€œPlease be quiet!’€

He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. ‘€œSNORT SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT!’€ Lights came on all over the neighborhood and some people even stuck their heads out of their windows.

Santa was horrified.  Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove quickly back to the North Pole.  He lined up all the reindeer and announced, ‘€œWe are not going to deliver another present until the reindeer who is making funny noises with his nose steps forward and apologizes!’€

None of the reindeer stepped forward.

Santa held up a piece of paper. ‘€œI know who it is and I have written your name on this paper. But I want to give you a chance to do the right thing on your own.’€

Still none of the reindeer came forward.  So Santa did the only thing he could do.  He read off the rude-nosed reindeer …

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